Yes! new story! (chunks of food being thrown) All right! i know i should fin. the others first but. well this one really happened. in this one Raven is me this happened Saturday and i went on a killing spree of flys after one was found 'sharing' my coke zero with me. and i went a little crazy ... he he ... he he (twitch, twitch) flys (twitch, twitch) he he...


Fly away Flys

Raven sat in the common room sipping on some warm freshly brewed tea. None of the other Titans where up yet, and she was starring out the window to see a sunrise. Rays of sun were glistening on the ocean's waves making the water simmer with light. The sun rose above the horizon like a sprit slowly but surely. Bringing with it a promise of a new day and life. She sighed and lifted her cup to her mouth to drink. Closing her eyes in pleasure. When she opened them again she saw a gruesome sight. Several hexagon eyes where reflecting her own image. An elephant-like mouth was hanging into her tea drinking. Six grubby legs were on her cup, and two lazy wings were lade back on its disgusting little body.

She gasped and dropped her cup. Scattering the little greedy pest. It started buzzing angrily around searching for more food. Raven stared at it with hate.

It was a fly. Her archenemies.

Then it started to drink the spilled tea on the floor.

'The little idiot has wasted good tea! Now he must pay!' Raven screamed in her head waking up her emotions that were still asleep.

She covered the pest in her black aurora, and started to rip out its wings on by one. 'HA HA HA HA HA HA H AH AHA HA HA. ONE LITTLE WING WENT TO MARKET THE OTHER LITTLE WING WENT TO-' some where in the town market a little fly wing appeared. 'FAR FAR AWAY FROM HERE-' and so the other wing did.

The fly was squirming in agony. She then let it fall to the ground making sure not to kill it. When it stated to crawl away she picks it up again, and started to rip out its legs. 'ONE HA. TWO HA HA. THREE HA HA HA. FOUR HA HA HA HA. FIVE HA HA HA HA HA HA. SIX HA HA HA HA HA HA.'

Then she yelled in its face "How do you like me now!" and then she dunked it in water keeping it submerged and went to the freezer. She put it in the freezer and put a sign on it saying 'don't open till X-MAS'. Then she waited 46 hours. It was morning again but this sunrise signaled death, for the sun was red and so was the morning sky. Only early risers would notice. She put the cube on the ground and stomped her foot down hard on it smashing it into a million pieces. When the ice melted all that was left was some disembodied parts and guts in a wet spot.

Raven dusted off her hands. Not caring about the mess on her uniform. In fact she kind of liked it. She then went to her room to finish making a potion that would attract all the flies in Jump City. She then walked outside and levitated a huge boulder inside, and placed into the middle of the common room after moving the couch. Finally she poured the potion on the boulder. Next she opened all the windows. Soon hundred of flies were pouring thru the windows.

"HA HA HA AH AH AHA HA HA AH AHA AH HA FHA AH HA!" She laughed manically in the air. Then more quietly she wisphered "Let the killing spree begin."


I know its crazy and weird but as a quote from my freind "Their is just something terribly wronge with you"-friend "I know" -me smileing. 2nd chapter will be up very soon.