Alternate titles for Harry Potter books

by Kung-fu lepricaun

Just dot points, which will continue... please ignore the dot point at the top, above the summary, which is just there 'cause my computer is evil. And, for the love of all that is holy, please reveiw!

35) The guy who refused to publish my autobiography

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, but I do own a magical machine that can make fictional characters real. I simply put the book, DVD, etc. into it, and press 'on'… Actually, it looks kinda like a popcorn machine… OH MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

Harry Potter and the 'magic garden'

Harry potter and the Enchanted toothpick

Harry Potter and the not-so-evil bad guy, who was really just misunderstood

Harry Potter and the secret brewery

Harry Potter and the gay innuendo

Harry Potter and the nonessential extra plots