and thanks to all of my reviewers to the other poem!!!
Ginny
Draco is a Slytherin hottie
With every girl he does a naughty
All girls fall at his feet
Though there is only one he wants to 'greet'
Of course it's Ginny the fierce little girl
The only sensation she used to give him was to hurl
She is no longer quiet and shy
Yet she is the Gryffindor slut witty and sly
Ron has disowned her from the family tree
Now she sees herself as finally free
Harry is a gaping fool whenever she is near
Now she can talk to him without any fear
Of course now she has no feelings
For our love-struck hero
For she is rebellious and with him she wants no dealings
Perhaps she's pierced her nose
Or just wears less and less clothes
Whatever the case the ferret sees her in a new light
(Probably because her clothes are now extra tight)
They start going out and at first cause a scandal
Ron is upset Harry is jealous but Hermione can understand
And she helps Ginny through this tough time by lending a hand
All the girls of Hogwarts
Are really pissed at Ginny
For Draco was the sexiest one
And most now would pay a ton
Just to see Ginny leave
So that they would not have to grieve
That the hottest man Hogwarts has seen
Would actually stop being mean
And settle down with a common girl
(Now that thought made them want to hurl)
Eventually her family accepts him
Yet Ron and Harry still reject him
Until Hermione knocks some sense
Into their brains which are rather dense
Finally the wizarding world is at peace
Under a large warm blanket of fleece
So in the end we are all very happy
Except for poor Harry who's still feeling crappy