'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the castle
Not a creature was stirring, there was not any hassle
The gifts were bought and placed by peoples' beds
So when they wake up, happiness will fill their heads
Everyone was asleep, awaiting the new day
And so were the muggles, far, far, away
With the teachers gone home
And I dreaming of Rome,
I woke up from my sleep
For I heard a 'beep!'
I dashed to window and looked through the glass
It sounded like a muggle electronics class!
I saw two shapes, on the lawn
And they had a chess piece, a giant pawn
Who could it be, but the Weasley twins
Once again committing mini-sins
I ran to the spot, my mind not on toys
I knew I must stop them, stop the noise
When I reached them, their faces showed
Not fear, or cold, but purely glowed
They'd brought out a giant chess set
And made a bet
As to whether or not they could make
The loudest sound ever to enter this place
I yelled out 'Stop!'
And summoned a mop
They thought I would beat them
But no, for then the death eater named Lem
Showed up to kill
And boy, did he need a mental pill
I simply blasted him to another land
With a flick of my wand
And I brought the boys inside
All the while hiding my pride
I asked them what they were doing
They said 'we were creating
An electronic chess set
And we had bet
How much noise it would make
And if it could spit out cake'
Just another of their silly jokes
I shooed them to bed, and drank some Cokes
Then I refilled my mechanical pencil's lead
And I got into bed