It was a wonderfully snowy day in Central, the perfect Christmas morning.
Not.
It was actually a dreary, slushy day in Central, the exact opposite of what a real Christmas should be like.
It just so happened that a very grumpy mailman was currently delivering a rather large package to the military mess hall, where a certain Flame Alchemist was having hot chocolate with his subordinates (since none of them had anything better to do). As the mailman carted the package inside, the famous Roy Mustang looked up from his hot chocolate (he had been setting the marshmallows on fire) and noticed the big package. Well, the fact that it was so big and that he was obviously the most important person there, it had to be for him.
Sure enough, when he got over to it and read the tag, it said "To: Colonel Bastard From: Open the goddamn package!" He knew that it was from Ed, but he was afraid to open it, it could endanger his life (and sexy good looks).
Figuring that the puny alchemist had to be somewhere around, Roy grinned and started to say, very loudly, "I wonder who could have given me such a SMALL, PETITE, LITTLE-"
But this sexy Flame Alchemist could not finish his sentence. He could not finish his sentence because Edward Elric sprung up out of the box, grabbed Roy's scarf, gave him a rough and passionate kiss and exclaimed:
"ARGH! Why can't you just open the damn thing and SHUT UP!"
A short little fic... that I think is just plain weird. I was feeling jolly, wishing it was Christmas, and wanted to write a RoyEd.
So I did. You likey? You no likey?