Title: Up On the Housetop!!!

Authors: Lee & Mike

Rating: PG-13 for cussing and...uh...toilet-talk. If you think that is immature, plz don't tell us so. We already know it is. And if you consider toilet jokes and related talk "innapropriate", don't read this. It's that simple. :P

Summary: Basically Santa, Mrs. Claus, and the elves clean the toilet.

Disclaimer: We don't own the original song, Up On the Housetop. We don't want to, either. Oh yeah, and we aren't dissing homosexuals in this song.

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Up on the housetop the reindeer pause
Out jumps brave old Santa Claus
Down through the pipes with a wooden brush
Here to clean the toilet for us
Ho, ho, ho (that's you, Sondra)
Who wouldn't go
Ho, ho, ho
In a toilet full of snow
Up on the housetop and cleaning the pot
Stained with piss and a lot of plop

Up on the housetop the reindeer pause
Out jumps hot old Mrs. Claus
Down the chimney with pants full of poo
Come to clean the mildew
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn't go
Ho, ho, ho
In a toilet full of snow
Up on the housetop and cleaning the tub
Brave to clean the mildew for us

Up on the housetop the reindeer pause
Out jumps six little faggot elves
They come through the front door wearing thongs
Everyone gathers on the rooftop to sing along
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn't go
Ho, ho, ho
In a toilet full of snow
Up on the housetop and cleaning the sink
Stained with soap that really stinks
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