Kyo:(grins evilly)I can't seem to work on my other stories and so I'm letting my pervy boyfriend-ness out for a little while! (laughs) My boyfriend's gonna kill me for this, but I don't care! Inspiration? My boyfriend's oldest brother.

Basically I thought of what would happen if him and his triplets (that doesn't sound right to me. Koaru and his twin, Sin and his triplets???) went to Ouran.

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Tamaki was having a very good morning, which was more then odd for him. On his third trip back to his room, this time to put the laces into his shoes, he had been struck by a sudden inspiration, brought on by a random mental image of Haruhi in the girl's uniform:

What if Haruhi sold her company as a girl, rather then a boy?

It was the perfect plan! His little daughter charmed the members of the host club, and they sold company to dozens of girls a day. Surely she could easily charm the male masses even easier. Then they, despite being ugly and weak, could help the host club to protect her from the rage of the beautiful flowers of the school!

It was so perfect the he re-forgot about his shoe laces and ran out the door, getting to the school an hour early, just in time to call after Kyouya to hold the door to their club room open for him.

Kyouya seemed quite surprised to see him. "You've forgotten your shoelaces, Tamaki." he deadpanned. "What's your hurry?"

"I had to come as quick as I could, Mother!" he yelled excitedly, doing a wormy sort of dance. "I figured out the perfect plan to save our daughter from her horrible plight! Never will she dress as a male again, and she will be happy to as she pleases!"

Kyouya raised an eyebrow. "Oh really, Tamaki?"

"Hai, hai! You see, she will dress as a girl, and serve male customers! That way she will earn even more money to pay back her debt, seeing as she will be the only flower in the club for the boys choose from, and if the girls are angry, the many many boys who will adore her will stave them off!"

Kyouya blinked. "That is impossible."

The blonde froze, looking at him in disbelief. "W-what? But it's such a good idea! What's wrong with it!?"

"There is nowhere near enough time for her to earn the boys' affections, as well as the fact that there is a chance that many girls may protest or imply never come back. Some may even come to be depressed when they come to the conclusion that they were strung along. Not to mention the more petty ones may sue her for sexual harassment."

Tamaki deflated. "Oh……." he mumbled. "I didn't think about that…."

"Of course not." he smirked lightly, taking out his clipboard from a magic invisible pocket. "….Although your idea has a small amount of merit."

Tamaki instantly brightened. "Really!? Really?! You mean you can make my idea work!?"

"No."

Tamaki deflated once more. "Meanie…"he pouted. "If that's not it then what did you mean?"

"Introducing females to our club would be a profitable endeavor. We would easily bring in twice the customers, not to mention it would make you happy."

Tamaki perked a little. "Really? How so?"

"Haruhi would have female influence. That is what you want, right?"

"Ah! Yes! That would be so great, Mother! The best ever!" he sighed, going starry eyed. "Imagine. My little Haruhi-chan, just being happy with other girls. Three lovely maidens for us to keep safe from the world."

Kyouya nodded indulgently. "Of course, Tamaki." he walked over to his desk, sitting down on the edge, idly tapping through the files with his left hand. "But then, of course, we could only have a few. And they would have to be special, to entice the males to our club. The males of this school are intelligent, and as such less susceptible to worship as the girls do. Short attention spans."

Tamaki looked at him blankly, completely lost. "If you say so,. Kyouya-kun."

"I do." he smirked a little wider. "I'll put this into laymen's terms for you, Tamaki. We need three particularly special girls that can keep a large secret completely to themselves."

"Kay! Mori-senpei and Hunny-senpei and the Evil Monsters can pick out three today!"

"There will of course a thorough back ground check, but I will trust your collected choice." Kyouya was obviously lying though his teeth, but Tamaki was too excited to care. He had already called up the more masculine members of the club, plus Hunny, and they were out scanning the school within minutes.

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Kyo:(grins) Tamaki's best plan ever, and Kyouya rips it to shreds.