Yeah, I have yet another weird idea... It's a kind of parody of Bowser x Peach, it's where Bowser falls in love with Peach. And the other enemies of Mario are not sure of what to make of this... (A/N: This fic is written in script format 'cuz that's how I originally wrote it, XP)

Disclaimer: I don't own Mario, or any of the songs in this fic! Kapeache'?

So now, without further adeau, I now present...

Mario Villain's Hidden Romance: The Musical

Scene 1: Valentines day

(At rise, Bowser is sitting in a chair at stage right, he looks rather sad, Kamek enters and notices Bowser)

Kamek: (Slightly nervous) Um, what troubles you, your highness?

Bowser: (Sighs) It's Valentines Day...

Kamek: (puzzled) So?

Bowser: So? SO? Havn't you noticed, Kammy? I have about as many valentines as a neglected, undeveloped character! (Waluigi enters from stage left, he is carrying a large stack of valentines day cards)

Waluigi: (throwing 1 card at a time with each number over his shoulder as he walks) 132, 133, 134, 135- (notices Bowser and Kamek) Oh, hi! (continues, and then exits on stage right)

Bowser: (-.-') Maybe I shouldn't have said that...

Kamek: (Sighs) Touche'. As I was about to ask: Why are you concerned about Valentines day, your highness? (As if on cue, Peach enters)

Peach: Oh, hi Bowser, hi Kamek! What are you two doing here? (Bowser shrugs) Oh... alright. (She exits)

Bowser: That's the reason.

Kamek: What?

Bowser: Peach!

Kamek: What about Peach?

Bowser: Well... I... Um... Uh... (really quickly) Ireallylikeher!

Kamek: What?

Bowser: I said: (Still kinda quick) I really like her!

Kamek: Huh?

Bowser: (getting annoyed) Is this really that hard to explain? What should I do? SING about it?

Kamek: I... guess... so...

Bowser: Alright... (other villans enter and take their positions onstage) Cue music! (Stands up)

Vertigo

Bowser: Unos! Dos! Tres! Cartorce! (guitar solo)

Lights,

go down,

it's dark!

The jungle is your head,

can't rule

your heart

a feelin's so much strong-

ger than

A thought. Yours eyes are wider

though your soul, it can't!

Be bought your mind can wander!

Chorus

All: Hello! Hello! I'm at a place called Vertigo!

It's everthing I wish I didn't know,

except you, give me something... I can feeeell! Feeeel!

(End Chorus)

Bowser: The night,

is full of holes,

as bullets rip the sky

of ink, with gold

They twinkle as the boys play rock and roll,

they know that they can't dance, at least they know

I can't stand the beats,

I'm asking for the cheque.

The girl with crimson nails,

Has Jesus 'round her neck!

Swingin' to the music!

All: Swingin' to the music!

Whoooooaaaa! Whoooaaaa!

Chorus

Bridge

All: All of this, and all of us can be yours (repeat 1st part of Bridge) Just give me 1 on 1, and no one get hurt...

(End Bridge)

All: Hello! Hello! I'm at a place called Vertigo!

Bowser: Lights go down, and all I know,

is that you, give me something, I can feel,

your love is teachin' me hoooowwww,

your love is teachin' me hooowww,

how to kneeel! Kneeelll!

Everyone else: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

(Song ends, all villans except for Bowser and Kamek exit)

Kamek: Oh... B-but your highness, that sort of thing... I-it's just (quietly) wrong.

Bowser: (Angry) But WHAT, Kamek? What could be wrong! It's love! There's nothing wrong about it!

Kamek: (kinda scared) I-it's just a thought, your most awesomeness. I-i was merely was thinking about it... (comically exagerating fear)

Bowser: (Snarling) Know what? Screw this! I'm heading back to the castle. (Exits in a huff, Kamek follows, Kooper enters)

Kooper: And that ladies and gentlemen, is what begins our story of Bowser's quest for Peach's heart... (Blackout, he exits)

~Scene ends~

Woah... That was... Unexpected. Anyhoo, watch for the next scene, and I promise that it will be funnier than this one. So R & R please, I laugh in the face of Flamers!