Disclaimer! i do not own the song "No One Needs to Know Right Now" by Shania Twain and i do not own anything of Peter Pan, it belongs to J.M. Barrie.... so read and enjoy

No one needs to Know Right Now (A Parody for the bride of Jas Hook)

Am I dreamin' or stupid?
I think I've been hit by Cupid
But no one needs to know right now

I met a tall, dark and handsome man
and I've been busy makin' big plans
but no one needs to know right now

I got my heart set, my feet wet
and he don't even know it yet
But no one needs to know right now

I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now

I want long tom to blast, Peter to die
The white dress the crew the rum the ship the whole damn thing
But no one needs to know right know right now

I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now

We'll have a little girl a little boy
a little doggy chewin' on his crocodile toy
but no one needs to know right now

And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know only only he can make it right

And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know only only he can make it right

I'm not dreamin' or stupid
but boy have I been hit by Cupid
but no one needs to know right now