Disclaimer I own none of this Eoin colfer does .
Once apon a time there was a little know it all named Artimis fowl . He was going back to school for the first time in years . he had to get a high school diploma before he could go to collage . He sighed as he got on the bus . "great I have to sit with that idiot Sophie ." (there was no other seat ) "I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WERE A GREAT BIG FAMILY !! WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU! WON'T YOU SAY I LOVE YOU TOO!!" Sophie screamed in Artemis's ear . "fricking idiot " Artemis muttered. "hey man I don't care if ur smarter than Einstein you cant make fun of my friend " said crystal . "Shut up " Artemis said . " make me you little spoiled brat " crystal spat back . Artemis pulled out his pocket knife "shut up " .
'are you looking for a fight pretty boy ?" " cus id gladly kick ur ass " crystal said . " bring it " Artemis said " fine after school don't be late " crystal said as she got off the bus .
after school
"ready to fight ?" "stop with the stupid fighting clichés already." "fine"
Artemis pulled out his knife "hey if ur gonna fight fight fair " "I never agreed to that " artemis said . "fine "crystal said and kicked artemis were the sun don't shine "ooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww you fricking brat " artemis managed to say . Butler came to see them fighting . "artemis are you ready ?" "help" butler grabbed crystal off of a bleeding artemis . "artemis u got beat up by a girl?""and a short one at that " butler stated "put me down "crystal said. Butler put her down . "a fisty one aren't ya " " ya well that's what he gets for making fun of my friend go back to the city pretty boy ! " crystal said then storming off to a sophie dressed in a nurse outfit . "Artemis Ill help you" sophie said .
Sorry I cant think of more to write I wont write another chapter till I get 2 reviews