Obi- Wan Kenobi Goes to the Circus
One day Jedi Master Yoda bought tickets to see a Hannah Montana concert. When he got them in the mail, he discovered that they were really circus tickets. Master Yoda didn't want to go to the circus, so he called the first person that came to his mind: Master Obi-Wan Kenobi.
"Hello?" Obi-Wan said.
"Greetings! Bought circus tickets I have. No longer want them I do. Take you shall and go to the circus you must," replied Yoda.
"What? You know I hate the circus! The clowns are evil!" screamed Obi-Wan.
"Focus on the Force and defeat the clowns you shall. Go to the circus you must, Master Kenobi," said Yoda.
"Fine, Master Yoda. If you insist, I will go to the circus for you," Obi-Wan replied.
So Yoda sent the tickets to Obi-Wan.
Finally, the circus day came. Obi-Wan got into his star fighter and flew to the circus. Once he arrived, he bought some popcorn and sat down. A disgustingly oozy and horribly smelling alien sat down next to him.
Soon the circus began. There were tightrope walkers and elephants, jugglers and even some mimes. Then out came the clowns. Obi-Wan shut his eyes and held back a scream. He tried to find his calm center but couldn't. He was about to leave when he remembered what Yoda had said about conquering his fears and defeating the clowns.
Yoda had better be right about this he thought.
Obi-Wan jumped from his seat and leaped into the center ring. He attacked the clowns and defeated them. Unfortunately, someone called the cops and Obi-Wan was arrested. He was sentenced to three years, two weeks, five days, and four hours in prison.
On the day he got out, Yoda called.
"Go to see Hannah Montana you must. Come to concert with me you shall."
The End
"No Master Kenobi! No! A clown that is not! A guitarist it is!" screamed Yoda.