yes story time

Act 1: backstab

"Well Zuma we finally did it! We finally built a time Machine so we can Prevent world war 2 from happening!" Rocky said happily. "Right Zuma?" Rocky turned around seeing Zuma not there. He looked at the time machine seeing Zuma inside. "Ha nerd I went behind your back in a big cliché and now I'm gonna make world war 2 an even worse war!" Zuma said pressing a button causing the machine to disappear. "fuck" Rocky said

Act 2: change time and stuff

"Ryder! Zuma backstabbed me and now is gonna make world war 2 a even worse war!" Rocky said. "That asshole! We'll need everyone for this job!" Ryder said pressing his button thing. Everyone was told about their jobs and what they must do. "Okay guys I somehow made yet another time machine! Now let's all cram inside and have a very uncomfortable trip" Rocky said. They all traveled to the year 1939. They found Zuma right away because he was a nazi general!

Act 3: a long speech

Zuma started to give a very long speech so get ready for that. "We see clearly that this war could only end with the extermination of the Germanic peoples, or that Jewry must disappear from Europe. I already said it on September 1, 1939 [sic] in the German Reichstag...that this war will not end the way the Jews have foreseen it, namely that the European Aryan peoples will be exterminated; rather the result of this war will be the annihilation of Jewry. For once all the others will not bleed to death alone; for once the ancient Jewish law will come into play: an eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth." Zuma said. Everyone was petty much asleep at this point. Zuma noticed that. He grabbed out a gun saying something to the crowd. "We'll also give free guns to everyone" everyone cheered. After that Zuma was in his changing room when he saw Ryder run at him. Ryder tackled Zuma pinning him to the ground. "That's it you little shit you're coming back with us" Ryder said. "Pfft no problem the damage is done, once we're back to our time we'll be in a world of nazis hahaha!" Zuma laughed. "Dude that was literally the same speech hitler gave just this time it was you nothing will change" Rocky said teleporting everyone back to their time.

Act 4: Rocky was wrongish

When they got back they looked outside seeing an angry mob outside with signs saying "murderer" and "Jew hater!" Marshall searched up world war 2 on a laptop. "Zuma was the leader of the fourth Reich and killed half of the population of the earth" Marshall said. "Wow i must've had an awesome death!" Zuma said. "Died from ligma" Marshall said. Zuma got sad. "What's ligma?" Rubble asked. "Ligma b-" before Marshall could finish they went back to world war 2 to fixed everything. They gave hitler enough courage to do his speech.

Act 5: happy endingish

Zuma was punished and got the cone of shame. They also gave him sugma. "What's sugma?" Rubble asked. "Sugma dick!" Marshall said bursting into laughter. We apologize for using a joke that's probably 290 years old now. Everyone lived happily ever after. Until their next adventure of course.

haha yes funny. sorry for being gone, I'm busy having a life. Anyways pm me to play the bo4 beta on Friday gamers lol. Stay epic, h gang gang