A/N; WWE own everything except my crappy computer with a 4GB HD which nobody wants anyway because it sucks. My muses give me the words, I just string them together.
I'm also thinking about expanding this into a series, called 'Silly things Chris does for no reason.' LOL. ...well... I liked it.
"You're an asshole. A complete and total asshole."
"But you love me."
"But I love you. But you're still an asshole."
"Come on, it wasn't that bad."
" Not that bad?"
"Okay, maybe it was kinda bad."
"Only 'kinda' bad? I'll be cleaning up for days!"
"I'll help..."
"From the couch, with a beer in your hand and the hockey on, huh?"
"..well, that was the ide- OW! Did you have to do that?"
Stephanie shot Chris a look as best she could from her position on the kitchen floor. "Yes." He shot her a highly wounded look and mumbled something she couldn't quite hear under his breath. "What was that?" She asked warningly.
Shooting her a grin, he said, "Uh, you look cute covered in food?" Stephanie closed her eyes and lightly smacked her head against the floor. Chris made a face, and rolled over ontp his stomach so he could reach her. "Okay, so maybe starting a food fight in your kitchen wasn't the best idea."
"Uh-huh."
"And... I'm sorry?"
Stephanie opened her eyes and peered at Chris. "Aand?"
"And... I'll lick it off?"
Her eyes snapped shut again, and her hands came up to her forehead."
"You're impossible."
"But you love me.
"Yeah, but I love you."
Bgerk. What did y'all think? I worte this real quick, because the first lines were in my head like BOOM! .. I think my muses were arguing again.