Disclaimer: I Do not own any of the twilight characters/places Stephanie Meyer owns them. I also do not own any of the Harry Potter characters/places those are JKRowlings (Except from when I conker the world and steal them all as well as the evil crazy monkeys who refused to help me ;) )
Evil Crazy Monkey: You're plan was stupid and crazy! And I shall never help you conker the world. And Edward will never love you!
Me: Fine. You're loss. AND JASPER DOES LOVE ME! He just hasn't met me and doesn't know it yet!
Updated!
Chapter 1 - The Birthday.
Kyle POV:
"Lillie, get down here now! I'm fed up of waiting! Those fucking presents are teasing me!" I shouted up to my sister. I swear a girl shouldn't spend this much time doing her hair in the morning. She doesn't even sleep!
"Watch your language Kyle, the last thing you want is to have your presents taken before you even got them!" I heard Carlisle tell me from the front room!
"Seriously Kyle you shouldn't spend so much time with Emmett!" My Great-Uncle Edward stated.
"You can say but what you gonna do?"Good old uncle Em always sticking up for me.
"Took your time didn't you Lillie? What did your brush brake or something?" I always enjoyed teasing my sister like this.
"Yeah, it broke when I shoved it up your arse!" This is how all our usual conversations started and then…
"Lillian, don't use that foul mouth of yours in this house and Kyle don't piss her off!" Mother shouted.
"Sorry Mum. But nice choice of words!" We replied in unison, then burst out laughing and ran into the front room.
"Calm down, god you would think you're a pack of wolves!" Father moaned.
"Well technically we are! And so are you!" I replied.
"Still doesn't give you an excuse to come trampling in here like a herd of elephants!" Dad replied.
"Elephants? I thought we were on about wolves" I teased.
Just shut it and open the presents! Moaned my sister, of course she would never say this out loud as she is too polite, so she 'thought' it to me instead.
"Fine!" I was about to pick up the first card, when the doorbell rang.
We all looked at Eddie. Who's that Eddie? I thought knowing he would hear (his mid reading could come in really handy at times).
"I don't know! Some old freak in a hat! And you know I hate being called Eddie!" He shouted as he walked to the door. As the door opened we all realised what Edward had meant. I carried on opening my present as G. Uncle Eddie greeted our visitor.
"Omg! You got me a snake! Thanks!" I ran over to Em and high five him.
"Yup! Thought you would like that. Especially as snake isn't very tasty! So it would last quite long!" We all joined in laughing after Emmett said that.
"Ah, hello you must be Kyle and Lillian Black. How nice to meet you!" Said the stranger who was now in my house. I allowed the snake to slither around my hand and in between my fingers as my sister replied.
"Yes. We are ok thank you. Not to be rude but who are you?" Good old Lillie always being polite. Of course we already knew the answer before he said it. But we waited for his benefit.
"I am Professor Dumbledore Head teacher of Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. We would like you to join our school." We all stared at this man not knowing what to think.
"Ow. Shit that hurt! The stupid fucking Snake bit me!" I shouted as I examined the wound.
"Kyle! Don't you dare talk like that in front of guests!" Shouted my mother.
"But it hurt how about I bloody get it to bite you and see how you feel!" I shouted back. By this point dad was trying to get me out of the house to calm me down as I was shaking violently.
"That is no excuse!"She pointed at me.
"Fuck you!" Was the last thing I shouted before I ran full pelt into the woods and transformed into my chocolate brown coloured wolf.
After running through the woods for half an hour calming down, I finally had relaxed enough to transformed back. I ran up the wall into my bedroom to get some baggy jeans on, not needing a top, any excuse to show off my muscles I would gladly take.
"What muscles?" Eddie shouted up the stairs causing everyone to laugh.
"The one's I used to beat the crap outta you!" I replied causing everyone to laugh harder.
"For a tiny man you wouldn't expect him to have such a big ego!" muttered Eddie but of course everyone heard.
When I finally got down I found that the old freak was leaving. Everything was sorted as I spoke to my sister using our mind communication, which we picked up from some guard at the Volturi it allowed us to talk to each other without anyone else hearing!
Does that mean we are going to this freak school? I questioned Lillie.
Yes. But it doesn't sound too bad I suppose! Hey we may even learn to hang Seth from the ceiling when we've learnt the spell! She replied.
That would be something to do in our spare time. And with that I shut off our conversation, as the professor had left.
Jake's POV.
We all stood there staring for what seemed like an hour, after the professor left. Just to break the silence I pulled Lillian into my arms to cradle her like I did when she was a baby.
"Are you excited? I can't believe my daughter is going to learn to kick some arse with magic. How do you feel?" I asked as I put her back on the ground and putting a fake invisible microphone by her mouth.
"Does shocked still count?" She joked as we walked back into the front room.
"Yeah. I suppose it does!" I shrugged as Lillian picked up her present from Alice. Doesn't take a physic to figure out what Alice bought her! (Get it?)
"Omg! Thanks Alice there amazing! I love them!" Lillie almost screamed as she stared at the lilac dress and matching shoes Alice had got her. The rest of the presents were opened and piled up by the door. We went to the cake next; as only the wolves would eat it, it was quite small.
"Happy 6th birthday kids!" Me and Nessie said as we walked in carrying there cake, of course they didn't look 6 they looked more like 11 but having a hybrid for a mother your growth rate increases and you grow faster, not as fast as Nessie did, but still pretty damn fast.
"Thanks guys!" They said before everyone started singing happy birthday.
It was 1am when Nessie decided we should all go home, so we grabbed the presents and walked out saying thanks.
"Come on kids, let's go. Bed time!" I said making my way to the house.
"But we don't sleep!" Lillie complained.
"Well I do!" I shouted as I raced Kyle back to La push.
In case you are confused Kyle and Lillian are Renesmee and Jacob's children and they are sponges so they can pick up any powers from any mythical creatures they meet. Everyone has their original powers as they do in the book!
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