Normal pov

"E-Eric, I'm not sure we should be doing this", Butters said in his usual quivery tone.

"Relax, faggot. Everything will be fine. I'll call Kenny so it's not just us"

Eric and Butters were going to give Kyle a sockbath, one of Cartman's crazy Nazi ways. They were also going to get Kenny, who drowsily got out of bed and fell down his steps and smashed his head on one of his dad's beer bottles. This woke up his mom, who decided she wanted to give him a slice of bread, as she really wasn't awake yet. Meanwhile, Kenny forgot his parka and grabbed his sweater instead. Kenny stepped outside and ate some bread.

"Meh, let's go, I wanna sleep" was all he said.

While crossing the train tracks, Butters got hit by a train and died.

Stan woke up "oh my god you killed Butters"

Kyle woke up simultaneously "Fuck you fatass"

This woke Kenny up and he said "Holy shit!"

Meanwhile the Chases just took the south park exit off the highway.

"Why are we moving here?" Annabeth asked

"'Cisco's shitty" her mom replied

They were driving down Main Street when they saw Kyle getting a sockbath.

Annabeth got out of her car and saw the boys she just asked "what the hell are you doing"

Cartman's inconsiderate reply was "Who the hell are you and why does it matter? Are you a Jew like him?" he pointed at Kyle.

"We'll settle this later, fatboy. Does anyone know where the McCormicks live? I'm moving in next door"

"Yeah", Kenny said. "I'm one of them"

Annabeth gets to her house. "What the fuck is this dump?"

"You should be happy you don't live in my house. My dad's a drunk"

Annabeth sighed "Well… I guess so. See you soon Kenny."

That night, as Kenny was putting his coat in his closet, his mom came in. "Kenny, someone's on the phone for you."

"Okay"

Kenny pov

Oh no… If it's Annabeth, will she even know it is me? I didn't take off my coat to talk to her.

"Hello? Kenny?" came a voice from the phone.

"Oh, hi Annabeth. It's me, Kenny."

"Kenny? That's you?"

"Goddamit I am coming over here right now to show you!"

I don't even know why I went over there, but it was fucking cold. The door was open and I went in to find Annabeth. She was sitting on the toilet crying.

"I don't know what to do! My boyfriend's in Washington (yes Percy moved) and I forgot his phone number"

"You know his address?"

"Yeah. Derby lane and 12th street southeast."

"I'll be back soon"

I gave my dad too much vodka and told him to take me to Washington. I was about to get her for myself