Harry Potter and the Stork
Chapter One
One day, Harry was sitting in his House, watching the fire burn out, when he heard a loud crashing that sounded just like glass.
Apparently, the sound came from his room.
So he ran up and found that sitting on his bed was Ron, with a piece of glass in his eye, shouting, "The buggers got me!" Sitting next to him was a stork, with twins inside its basket.
They were both boys.
So Harry pulled them out, and named them Alex and Armando.
He then consulted with Ms. McGonagal and was given the responsibility of taking them to class and fathering them every day.
Ron, sadly, was killed in action 3 minutes later from jumping out of the window.
Hermione was given a girl, which she nursed every day in class.
This was a new invention of the U.S. Army………
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