A/N: I was just bored and this idea popped into my head. I don't know if this has been done before... but anyways... ENJOY! Let me know if its good enough to carry on... :)

It All Started In The Bathroom- chapter 1

"La la la la." Sirius Black sang absentmindedly as he climbed up the stairs to his dormitory. Sirius had just come back from a detention with McGonagall, (he didn't mean to tell Moaning Mrytle that Peeves said she was ugly. It wasn't his fault Mrytle chased Peeves around the entire school, ruining classrooms, tripping teacher up, banging on the suits of armour, scaring the owls. It was all a dare. Yes, Sirius would be having a lovely chat with James tomorrow.)

After that long detention, all he wanted to do now was to have a shower and then go to sleep. He was too tired to even think about Remus, and that was something he did every night. Sirius entered the dorm, gathered his clothes and walked to the bathroom. He didn't even realise that the shower was running.

"Hey!" a familiar voice yelped.

"Rem? Whatcha doing in here?" Sirius asked, alarmed. Remus was in the bathroom! Naked! In the bathroom! NAKED!

"Well, what does one do in the bathroom Sirius?" came the sarcastic reply from behind the curtain.

Sirius flushed slightly but replied as innocently as possible, "I don't know...wank?"

"Sirius!" Remus admonished, but with a smile in his voice.

Sirius grinned. He had an idea. An absolutely brilliant idea that would scare the hell out of the poor boy. Sirius' ideas aren't always that safe, you see.

"So, Remus, can I join you in there?" Sirius asked in his most husky voice. PLEASE SAY YES!!

Remus spluttered. "Excuse me!?"

"I can't excuse you just yet my lovey dovey sweetie pie. I have to punish you first!" he said in a sing-song voice. This was great! He really wanted to see Remus' face.

"Sirius, are you okay? Did McGonagall do something to you?" Remus asked. He was worried. Very, very worried. Sirius was straight. This was scary.

"Why would you think that Remie- poo?"

"Because you are acting weirder than usual, and that is saying something."

"Remikins! How could you?! You've broken my heart!" Sirius wailed, clutching his chest.

Remus sighed.

The shower switched off and then a thin, slender hand reached out of the curtains and grabbed at the air. "I'm right here, honey! A little to your left-"

"I want my towel. Please." Remus said in a firm voice.

"What if I can't find it? I wouldn't mind if you used me instead." Sirius asked saucily.

"Sirius! My towel!" he very nearly growled.

"Okay okay okay. Here." Sirius pouted.

"Thank you!"

The towel was snatched out of his hand and then Remus stepped out of the shower.

When Sirius saw him, he thought that even if he hadn't loved him before and was simply lusting after him, he would definetly be in love now. Anyone would be, in Sirius' opinion. His breath hitched in his throat. He stared at Remus; his damp tawny locks, plastered to his forehead; his face; his eyelashes had little droplets of water glistening on them; his long neck, where droplets of water trickled down, further, further, to his chest, to his stomach, further, until they disappeared underneath the towel. Stupid towel.

"Erm... Sirius...?"

"Hmmm?" Sirius reluctantly brought his eyes up to meet Remus' amber ones. He didn't know how long he had been staring at Remus, but it had felt like days. Long, never-ending sunny days.

"You weren't being serious were you? Before?" he asked doubtfully.

Yes? No? Yes? No? What on earth should he say?

"I'm always Sirius, Rem, you should know that by now!"

'Phew, that should do it,' Sirius thought.

Remus threw his head back and laughed, only giving Sirius a better view of his long neck. He suppressed a groan.

"You are so crazy. That joke is dead and buried, mate."

"Crazy about you my rosie posie!" Sirius winked.

Remus rolled his eyes at him and walked out.

"Oh god! What should I do?" he groaned.

He slid down the wall and huffed at his luck, or lack of it.

"Sirius, are you okay? I heard you talking to yourself." Remus knocked on the door.

"I'm fine!" Sirius replied. He got up and switched on the shower. He knew he wouldn' t be able to sleep tonight, no matter how tired he was.

A/N: Please Review! Let me know if I should carry on! xxx