I had NO idea that my first thing on here would be a drabble series. Much less a craptastic, absolutely meaningless drabble series about me interacting with the characters like I'm on an estranged version of a coffee/sugar high. In fact, reading this even worries ME, but I'm used to being worried with myself. So that's okay.

(Me: *bows repeatedly* Please forgive me for using script-form!)

Anywho, nothing in HnKnA belongs to me in any way, shape, form, or edible goodness. (Can you tell I'm hungry right now?) Do the disclaimer, Julius!

Julius: Hmph.

Me: -_-

Well, I hope this brings a smile to your face. Or makes you question my sanity. Because all insane people are geniuses, right? Right?

Me: *wakes up in rainbowy (Yes, "rainbowy.") world*

Nightmare: *upside down*

Me: *thinking* I wonder why his shirt doesn't fall down when he's like that. Huh… does he have a six-pack? … Nah. Blood doesn't and he's supposed to be the king of sexy… I wonder if Julius has a six pack? OHMIGOSH THAT WOULD BE SO HOT!

Nightmare: *looking more and more disturbed*

Nightmare: …

Nightmare: Ahem.

Me: Oh, sorry, were my thoughts too loud?

Nightmare: *cocks his head to the side* Just a little.

Me: *watches his hair swush* (Yes, "swush.") *thinking* I LOVE HIS HAIR *normally isn't into long hair* It's so shiny… I REALLY wanna touch it…

Nightmare: *floats away*

Me: Aw, c'mon, just a little? Pleeeeeeease?

Nightmare: I think you need treatment.

Me: …

Me: …

Me: If I'm goin', you're coming with me.

Nightmare: *immediately hides*

Me: *sings randomly*

Me: …

Me: … Whoa…

Me: A little more practice and I'll be as good as Gowland!

Nightmare: *dying from sound* *crawls out from behind whatever object he was behind*

Nightmare: Don't. EVER. Do that again.

Me: *unconvincingly* Okay.

Me: *looks around* I wonder why Blood is called the gay one. You're the one who lives in the rainbow-themed world.

Nightmare: -_-

Me: Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Nightmare: You fail at failing. And no, that is not a double negative.

Me: Hey! I went to that website too!

Nightmare: *cocks head* Website?

Me: Oh yeah, no computers.

Me: …

Me: Wait a minute? If there's no technology, then why does Gowland have loudspeakers in the amusement park?

Nightmare: !

Nightmare: Um, ah, look at the time!

Me: And you're not even in character!

Screen fades

Me: HEY!

End

Reading through this again makes me want to cry. My humor equals that of a four-year old. But if you would review this and tell me to my face that I fail as a comedian, I might be happier than if you just thought about it and said nothing at all. Hopefully next rant will be more interesting.