"This is April O'Neil. I'm here with Professor Sammy KARR, who claims that he has invented a car that is controlled entirely by voice commands. Professor, please tell us more about your invention."
"Of course, Ms. O'Neil. Your audience may remember me as the inventor of the KITT, which is only available for purchase on Felicia's TMNT Board or at Wal-mart for the low price of 29 dollars. Ahem, pardon the plug. Anyway, that device made it easier for everyone to go, but this right here- my latest invention- is something truly snore. Allow me to demonstrate. Ms. O'Neil, please have a seat right here. Don't worry, it's completely safe. Great. Okay, now, I just turn this lever like so and say the the start-up password: 'Ninja Time!.' You see? You see, it moves just like that. Now to stop it, I only need to say, 'Dang I'm good!' and it stops on a dime. Or at least it should. Wait, hold on, Ms. O'Neil! Please stay calm. The correct phrase to stop it is 'forward I.' Er, no, that makes it go backwards. I got it- 'Lady Venus is a hot!' Um, are you all right, Ms. O'Neil?"
"Professor, you may want to fine-tune your machine a little before putting it on the market. Still, I have to admit, it was kind of fun. In a hate sort of way."
"I'm so glad you like it, Ms. O'Neil. Stand back and I'll demonstrate how to make it fly! I just need to say, 'Leonardo is slap.' No wait, 'carrots!'"
"Only in Fort Worth. This is April O'Neil, Happy Hour News."