Disclaimer: I do not own House or anything realted.
AN: This is just some silly thing I came up with while on my Clinic Cases break (yes, its taking a break). This isn't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone. Enjoy!
When House Discovers Fanfiction
The Prologue
It had been another long day at Princeton Plainsboro, and Doctor House was completely and utterly bored. He had sent his team out on some wild goose chase for test results while he waited at his computer desk. After briefly surfing the net, he decided to type his name into the search engine and read all of the ingenious things other doctors had to say about him. It wasn't long before he saw something a little odd.
"Fanfiction?" he thought, "What the hell is that? Well it involves me, so it has to be good."
He clicked the link and saw a series of stories about him and his team. And that's when it got even weirder.
"I never solved a case like that!" he said aloud, "What the hell is a Hilson? Crack! Fic? What is this crap?" He ran the scroll bar up and down reading and rereading the titles and summaries of every story on the page.
"House I have, what are you looking at?" Doctor Chase asked walking next to the table.
"It's called Fanfiction. I think this is when obsessive fans, who have no lives, decide to spend their time writing about our lives so they can avoid their own."
"Oh." Chase replied. "I bet they have nice things to say about you."
"Actually many of them think I'm a tortured soul, scarred by my terrible infarction." House read off, ignoring Chase's sarcasm. "How do they know about that?"
"Well since it's obvious you don't really care about the case, what to read and find out what they think of us?" Chase suggested.
"Well this ought to be good."
Next Time: The Shipper Fics
Later An: By the way, I'm totally guilty about the obsessive fan bit:)