Mashed Potatoes

by Silver Minx

Artemis Fowl may be a genius, but that doesn't mean he leads a perfectly normal life well, besides the fairy stuff . And don't forget the rest of the gang! Read and Review, please! :3

1. Chapter 1

Mashed Potatoes

Artemis Fowl was sitting at the table, waiting for Butler to finish cooking (Artemis couldn't cook at all).

Butler came in, listening to an iPod. "Just half an hour until the potatoes are done, sir."

Artemis was hungry, so he said: "Step on it, Butler. I shall not wait forever at the table."

Butler was confused, especially as the music was dulling his brain, but he hurried back to the kitchen.

-10 minutes later-

Butler came in, holding a silver tray of mashed potatoes. Artemis gasped, perhaps because…

It had a large boot mark in it

It also had some disgusting-looking brown chunks in it

He had asked for baked potatoes, not this weird mashed stuff

"Butler," he said, "I told you to step on it, as in go faster, not literally STEP ON IT. And what is this brown stuff in the middle of it all?"
Butler took out the iPod, and said rather sheepishly: "Well, sir, I had to plunge the toilet."