Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
Please don't flame me for this…I was struck with this idea the other day, and decided it needed to be written. Contains yaoi (boyxboy). RonxSnape, eventually. Don't like, don't read.
"What the devil is going on here?" I heard Snape drawl. I looked around the common room, wondering how he got in.
"What are you looking for, Ronald?" Hermione asked.
"I heard Snape say something just now…" I replied distantly as I continued my search.
"Ron, Snape is in the library," Harry muttered as he studied the Marauder's Map.
"I could swear I just heard him say 'What the devil is going on here?'" I mumbled.
"Now I think he's on his way to his office. He's running pretty fast…" Harry updated.
"I need to brew a forgetfulness potion to cleanse my mind of that image…" Snape cringed.
"There it is again! Something about a forgetfulness potion," I rambled.
"Perhaps you should go see Madame Pomfrey…" Hermione fussed.
Shut up you stupid bint…I'm not crazy… I thought.
"Hermione, leave me alone…I don't need to see the ruddy nurse," I complained.
"What is Weasley doing in here!" Snape wondered angrily.
I stood up from my armchair and stormed off toward Snape's office to find out what was going on.
~Snape's Office~
I barged into the room, not bothering to knock, and looked at Snape.
"What the sod are you playing at!" I inquired furiously.
"I haven't the faintest idea to what you are referring, Mr. Weasley," he replied coolly.
I think you know exactly "to what I refer," you bloody wanker I almost said.
"What did you just say to me?" the potions master asked in shock.
"I didn't say anything to you." Greasy git.
"Mr. Weasley…I think we have a problem."
Sorry this chapter is so short…This is the set up chapter…It's more of a prologue than anything else…Please R&R :)