Shii-chan: Kya~~~ imma finally putting this up! Sorry for all the delay! I have school! But in a week it's winter break so imma post all my other updates then!
Kanda: WHY DID THE USAGI STEAL MY MOYASHI!
Shii-chan: FUCK OFF KANDA! THIS ISNT MY IDEA! I JUST WANTED THIS UPDATED AND COOKIE-SAN SAID I COULD HAVE THIS!
Kanda: so you could change it so that the Moyashi is still mine…
*Shii-chan pulls out the Aster Canon*
Shii-chan: I SAID NO KETCHUP~~~! *shoots Kanda away*
Lavi: Always with the violence huh?
Allen: KANDA! NUU~~~!
Shii-chan: oh walk it off ya mary-sue! Any way Allen-chan~~~! Can you do the disclaimer?
Allen: sure…this story was origanly XxChocoMelloxX's but she allowed the twisted mind of Shinohime-chan to continue it…
Shii-chan: DAMN SKIPPY SHE DID :D
Allen: O_o
Lavi: I'll continue…anyway original idea belongs to XxChocoMelloxX and D. Gray-man belongs to Katsura Hoshino
Shii-chan: I WANT MY BROWNIE~~~!
A Life Changing Birthday
Today was Lavi's birthday, and Allen was planning on making it just right. The two exorcists had been together for a while now. After Bookman finally calmed down about Lavi falling in love, Allen was glad he didn't have to worry about anyone trying to kill him. Because Lavi was originally not supposed to fall in love or have any sentimental emotions at all. But somehow, Allen broke down the wall to Lavi's heart and they became the cutest couple in the Black Order. Allen planned a nice big dinner with candlelight and everything. It was gonna be real romantic. And as much as it killed him, he went out and got some wine keeping in mind that not everyone drinks as much as Cross does. So he had wine set out and was waiting for Lavi to return home.
When he did return home, he was so excited about all that Allen did for him. And he was especially touched that Allen bought his favorite wine. So they enjoyed dinner, talked some about the last mission they went on, drank some, then for Allen, everything went black.
Allen opened his eyes slightly and sat up in the bed. He couldn't remember what the hell happened. All he could recall was eating a birthday dinner with Lavi and then everything else is a blur. Lavi. He looked around and saw the redhead curled up in the sheets sound asleep. He relaxed at the sight. Wait…Lavi isn't supposed to be in his bed. This isn't even his bed! It's Lavi's. Why is he in Lavi's bed? And…why the hell was he naked? Then he put two and two together and everything started coming back to him.
"L-Lavi and I…had sex? Well, I guess that's okay. It was his birthday." Allen looked at the sleeping Lavi.
He nudged Lavi a little bit and then pretended to be asleep. He wanted to hear Lavi's reaction. To Allen's luck, Lavi woke up. He could feel Lavi's frantic movements in the bed. He smiled at this.
"What the crap? Why is Allen in my bed? Did we…? OH SHIT!" Lavi yelled.
Allen tried to hold in his laughter. He listened as Lavi continued ranting on how stupid he was, "He was just a little kid! It was probably his first time! I knew it was a bad idea to drink six glasses of wine. He only drank three but he probably has low alcohol tolerance because he's young. GAH! I'M SO STUPID!"
The little white haired exorcist snickered a little bit which caught Lavi's attention, "Allen, are you awake?"
Finally, he couldn't contain it any longer. Allen burst out laughing. Lavi scowled at him, "Dude! This is serious! We didn't use protection!"
"So what? It's not like I can get pregnant or something! I'm a guy!" Allen assured him.
"Well…maybe…" Lavi wondered.
Allen stopped laughing, "Wait, what do you mean 'maybe'? I can't get pregnant, right? Is there something I wasn't told about?"
"Uh…there's no point in telling you unless it occurs. Let's just forget about this conversation for now and talk about something else." Lavi explained.
"Oh, well I hope you had a good birthday!" Allen smiled.
Lavi brightened up, "Really? Thanks! I really did! I love you Allen!"
"I love you too Lavi!"
For a few days, everything was going just fine until Allen starting getting kinda sick.
Allen was in the men's restroom throwing up whatever he had just ate. There was this painful burning present in the back of his throat, "Ugh, being sick is the worst. Komui said it's merely a stomach virus that should go away in a few days though. I'm just gonna hafta tough it out like everyone does."
When Lavi saw Allen was sick he got worried. Allen told him that he was okay and the stomach virus was just gonna go away in a few days. But when it didn't, Allen didn't think much of it. When Lavi got word that Allen was still sick and throwing up in the mornings, this brought up a huge red flag. If what he expected was true, he could kiss his dreams of being Bookman's successor goodbye. Because having a lover is one thing. Having a child is a whole different story.
A few days later, Allen was still emptying his guts every morning, and Lavi figured it was time to sit Allen down and tell him the truth. He already got a blood sample from Allen when he cut himself on a piece of broken glass. He sent it to Komui under the utmost secrecy and it unfortunately came up positive. Komui of course was absolutely thrilled for the two. Lavi just groaned in response.
Lavi found Allen in the cafeteria eating some food. It was rather odd looking but he didn't second guess it. He knew the reason and shrugged it off, "Hey Allen, can I speak to you alone?"
"Sure Lavi, what for?" Allen gulped down a lot of food.
"It's something important." Lavi's eyes darted around to make sure no one was listening in.
"Oh, okay, that's fine." Allen threw the rest of his food in the trash and headed with Lavi into his room.
Lavi and Allen sat down on Lavi's bed that they shared just a week ago for Lavi to tell him the consequence.
"Okay, Lavi, what did you wanna talk to me about?" Allen tilted his head.
Lavi didn't know where to start, "Well, you remember that brief conversation we had a week ago in this bed."
"Yeah…"
"Uhm…I think I need to finish it now."
"Alright, go on."
"Allen, you see, something we don't normally tell minors such as yourself is that exorcists, even male, can get pregnant."
Allen's eyes widened, "So lemmi guess, I'm pregnant aren't I?"
Lavi nodded, "I'm afraid so. Listen Allen, I am so incredibly sorry. It's all my fault. I shouldn't have-"
Allen held up and finger to Lavi's lips, "It's okay Lavi. I'm okay with it."
"You are?" Lavi questioned.
"Yes, I'm fine with it. I mean, as long as you are."
"Of-of course! I-I-I'm perfectly okay with it. Why w-would I not?" Lavi stuttered heavily.
Allen chuckled lightly at the other's awkwardness, "So does Komui know?"
Lavi nodded, "Yes, I took a blood sample from when you cut yourself on that glass. He tested it and it came back positive. I told him to keep it in the greatest of secrecy."
"Good. Well, I should go. I need to take Timcampy for an appointment." Allen stood up.
Lavi stood up too, "Yeah, I need to see Bookman."
Allen gasped in realization, "Bookman! What is he gonna do if he finds out?"
Lavi looked at Allen with reassurance, "Don't worry, whatever happens, I'll handle it. Now go on."
Allen walked over to the door and when he opened it, Kanda fell from outside the door. Lavi frowned at him, "Son of a bitch, Yu. Why the hell were you listening in on us?"
Kanda stood up and straightened himself out, "Because I found it suspicious that Allen would throw that much food away at once. So I followed to see what was so important and now I know."
"Kanda, you won't tell anyone will you?" Allen pleaded.