Voldemort and Friends
Voldemort: Come on fluffy, time to go and kill that annoying potter boy that I have irrational hatred towards.
Tigerstar: My name is Tigerstar. Not fluffy. Look twoleg, if we're going to make this work, you need to start calling me by my name. Or else I'll start calling you… ugly.
Voldemort: Okay, fine.
(So Voldemort and Tigerstar went to go kill that annoying Potter boy that he has irrational hatred towards.)
Harry Potter: Ah, Voldemort. I was wondering when you would get here. Ready for me to kick your ass. Again.
Voldemort: Not this time Potter. I have a side kick this time.
Tigerstar: *Purs*
Harry Potter:… Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaa haaa haaa. OMG! You got a kitty to help you? And an ugly one at that.
Tigerstar: I call upon all that is pure and cuddly to destroy this disgusting twoleg.
(Suddenly Firestar appears)
Firestar: Huh, what the… I was having a very nice dream about being the ruler of the entire forest… I mean, becoming a normal warrior again. Yeah, that's totally what I meant.
Tigerstar: Damn, I don't like you very much.
Firestar: Wow, way to make me feel wanted Tigerstar.
Tigerstar: Sorry, I'm just not around other cats very often. I forgot how I'm supposed to behave.
(Suddenly Ron Weasley appears)
Ron Weasly: Two itty bitty kitties!
Tigerstar: (To Firestar) Run!!! Run like the scared cat you are.
Firestar: I'm with you on that.
(Both cats run out of site. Ron chases after them.
Well, I hope you like my first installment of Voldemort and Friends. Come back next time to check out Saint Dane's new kitty.