Today I interview Dark Lord of the Sith Naga Sadow (Approx. 5250 BBY - 4400 BBY)
INTERVIEWER - Hello, Mr. Sadow. May I please "borrow" you for a moment? I have some questions.
NAGA SADOW - I have an empire to run. My top general, Ludo Kressh, keeps trying to undermine my authority.
I have no free time for this.
INTERVIEWER - I promise that I will make it quick.
NAGA SADOW - See that you do. My time is quite valuable.
INTERVIEWER - You were first trained by Simus, and yet served under dark lord Marka Ragnos for what must have
seemed like an eternity. Between Simus and Ragnos, whom would you call your mentor in the sith arts?
NAGA SADOW - I will always be grateful to Lord Simus for his training. However, Marka Ragnos was the dark lord.
That's why I would have to say Ragnos. Since Marka's death, if you will pardon the expression, "all hell has broken loose".
INTERVIEWER - Speaking of Ragnos, have you met his new apprentice yet, a youngster named Tenebrae?
NAGA SADOW - The snot-nosed brat from Medriaas? If he ever gets in my way, I'll feed him to my pet sarlacc.
INTERVIEWER - Enough sith talk. Do you have any favourite foods, Mr. Sadow?
NAGA SADOW - Toast with fried eggs and slightly burnt Bantha sausages. Medium rare Bantha steaks. Neek stew.
Wookiee meat cakes. I also drink tkikkiian brandy, slightly warmed. And ice cold blue milk. Something healthy.
INTERVIEWER - What are your goals now that you are the reigning dark lord?
NAGA SADOW - I intend to expand the sith empire into every star system in the known galaxy. I want to rule for
1000 years, and die a very rich man. The richer, the better.
INTERVIEWER - One final question. What is your passion? What is it that drives you?
NAGA SADOW - I fight for the future of my family. They are the future of the sith empire. Unless the empire expands,
the sith empire will wither and die. I will not allow that to happen.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you kindly, Mr. Sadow.