Obi Wan pried his eyelids agape, exposing his tired eyes. He lay, not sitting or standing, but lying down on the ground, on a beach, covered in sand, with the water splashing his toes, while he wondered what happened. Exhaustion was long forgotten and he felt powerful. Sea gulls looked at him awkwardly while they feasted on whatever it is sea gulls like to eat the most.
FLASHBACK
Obi Wan panicked. He lunged his buff, furry arms after the plate that was removed from his grasp. Turning around, he discovered that the restaurant he sat in contained many unfamiliar faces except for Yoda's.
Obi Wan fluttered to his side then said, "Master Yoda, what has happened to our food?"
"It seems the work staff has taken it back," Yoda winked mischievously, as the younger Jedi clutched his growling tummy. Yoda giggled, gracefully waving his long and delicate hands across the view of the large, gaudy room. When he was done, he said, "Go find us more food."
Obi Wan ran out of the building, into the streets, and out to the wilderness.
END FLASHBACK
Obi Wan floated onto his feet. Tumbling across the shallow tides he reached the sea gulls, begged for food, and played frisbee with the friendly strangers. After they curtly refused to feed him, Obi Wan spent three days swimming across the ocean, not even thinking to catch fish to bring back to his master, which is a real shame.
At some point during his journey, the young jedi woke up in the salty waves and caught a glimpse of what seemed to be very large plank of flat wood with a man on it, and that plank of wood came closer and closer until it reached Obi Wan. The plank of wood stopped politely where Obi Wan, umm, drifted? Yeah, anyway, and the man reached a hand out to the lost Obi Kenobi.
"Looks like you need help." Said the frightening individual. The reason I say he was frightening is because he had horns and black and read tattoos and by now we all know it's just Darth Maul out at sea. He looked a little friendlier than usual with bright yellow rain coat encompassing his figure, where normally he would be wearing a robe or something. Obi Wan gratefully took his hand, and the two set off speedily down the ocean currents.
They sailed for months passed turtles, islands, cruise ships, Oto Gunga, polar bears, and even other oceans. At some point, Obi Wan said, "By the way do you have any food?"
"Sure, lots of it." Darth Maul proudly smiled revealing his some missing teeth. He handed lunch box decorated in Care Bears over to the Jedi, and Obi Wan thanked him.
The next day, Obi Wan returned to the restaurant and found Yoda right where he left him.
"Young Jedi, your trials you have now completed." Yoda laughed. He took the lunch box and ate its contents. Obi Wan was then promoted to Jedi Master.