AGITO WANAJIMA'S INTERVIEW!!!
Reporter: Hello everyone! This is Yuna Kedasame on "Channel Six Evening News" reporting live in Tokyo! Today, we're here to interview the magnificent "Fang King", who has once again gained that title after defeating the former "Fang King", Akira of the Behemoth team. Everyone, this is Agito Wanajima of team Kogarasumaru! Hello Agito-kun! Is it alright if we ask you some questions?
Akito: HI! MY NAME IS AKITO WANAJIMA! PLEASED TO MEET YOU!!!
Reporter: Oh, why hello... Akito? Isn't your name "AGito"?
Akito: Huh? Oh! You wanted to talk to AGITO not me, alright hold on please! switches eyepatch
Agito: What do you want?
Reporter: Hello Agito-kun! I am Yuna Kedasame of Channel Six News, pleased to meet you.
Agito:... Well? Is that all?
Reporter: Erm, well, is it alright if we ask you a few questions?
Agito: ... May i ask you... WHY???
Ikki: AAW, C'MON AGI! GO ON! YOU'RE ON T.V! ANSWER EVERYONE'S QUESTIONS FOR ONCE!
Agito: SHADDUP YA SHITTY CROW!!!
Ikki: YOU L'IL BRAT WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME???
Agito: I SAID SHUT UP! PUNCH!
Reporter: Oh my goodness! Erm, well, uh, is it... alright?
Agito: Whatever just hurry up already!
Reporter: Oh! Alright then! Here are the questions that most fans of team Kogarasumaru have asked of you:
What is your favorite food?
Who do you like in Kogarasumaru?
What is your hobby?
What animal do you like?
What is your favorite color?
What is-
Agito: WOAH WOAH HOLD ON A FUCKING SECOND! IS THIS A FUCKING SURVEY OR SOMETHING???
Reporter: Um, no, these are the questions that our viewers want to ask you.
Agito:... Fine... well... my fav food... blood...
Reporter: B-blood? Is that really food?
Agito: YES now SHUT UP. Do you WANT me to answer the FUCKING questions or NOT???
Reporter: Y-YES SIR!!
Agito: Geez, anyway, yes my fav food is blood, and i don't fucking LIKE anybody in our team, my hobby is killing idiots and A-T riding, my fav animal is the shark, my fav color is RED, and is that all? Can i go now?
Reporter: U-um, well, there are a few more questions... um...
Agito: A few mo- LEMME SEE THAT FUCKING PAPER
Reporter: Y-YES SIR!!
Agito: ... a few more? THIS is a few more? YOU FUCKING CALL THIS A FUCKING FEW MORE???????
Reporter: Erm, well, you see, you have a lot of fans out there, so, we tried to please our viewers by asking you their questions... so...
Agito: THIS IS FUCKING 26 PAGES OF THEIR FUCKING QUESTIONS!! YOU EXPECT ME TO SIT HERE DOING NOTHING BUT ANSWERING STUPID QUESTIONS ALL FUCKING DAY LONG??? I HAVE TO FUCKING TRAIN THOSE DAMN BUFFOONS FOR ANOTHER MATCH THAT'S IN FIVE FUCKING DAYS AND YOU DRAG ME HERE IN FRONT OF A FUCKING CAMERA TO ANSWER A "FEW MORE QUESTIONS"??????????!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!
Reporter: EEEEP! I'M SORRY! I'M SO VERY SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU I'LLBELEAVINGNOWTHANKYOUSIRGOODNIGHT!!!! RRRUUUUNNNNNAAWWWAAAAAYYYY!!!!
Ikki:... Daaaaang... you're scary...
Agito: Shut up you shitty crow...
Ikki: YOU L'IL SHIT! SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU BASTARD SHARK!!
Agito: I SAID! "SHUT. UP. YOU. SHITTY. CROW!!!" NOW HURRY UP AND GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE AND MAKE SURE THAT BY THE END OF THE DAY YOUR LEGS HAVE BEEN WORN OUT SO MUCH THAT THEY CAN'T FUCKING WALK ANYMORE AND YOU CAN FUCKING CRAWL HOME YOU L'IL FUCKING SHITS!
Kazu: Wow... what's wrong with him today?
Ikki: Trust me, you don't wanna know...
END!!!