Naruto D. Gray- Man Air Gear Bleach Harry Potter ABSOLUTE CHAOS!!!
Summary: What happens when you mix shinobi, exorcists, storm-riders, shinigami, and wizards together??? ABSOLUTE CHAOS!!! A few Akatsuki fall through a strange portal and meet the others at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! After hearing about the powerful yet evil wizard, "Voldemort", strange events start to occur... Students go missing and strange ball-shaped creatures appear suddenly! AND OTHER THINGS THAT I'M NOT GONNA TYPE HERE!! Let's see what other craziness mixed with crack will happen!!!
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own Naruto, D. Gray- Man, Air Gear, Bleach, OR Harry Potter...
Note: Please forgive me if some events in this story do not make sense... there are too many characters!! AAAAAARGH!! But at least it's worth the challenge! BTW! There are no pairings because I'm not really interested in typing up mushy romance thank you...
Cross-over Characters: Naruto- Deidara, Akasuna Sasori, Uchiha Itachi, Hoshigake Kisame,
Hidan.
D. Gray- Man- Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Allen Walker, Linalee Lee.
Air Gear- Wanajima Agito/Akito.
Bleach- Kurasaki Ichigo, Inoue Orohime, Yamada Hanatarou, Ichimaru Gin, Kira Izuru, Hitsugaya Toushiro.
Harry Potter- U SHOULD ALREADY KNOW!! I NEEDA SAVE MY TYPING
ENERGY FOR THE STORY DAMMIT!!!
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Chapter 1: Encounter
Deidara walked outside and breathed in the air. He glanced at the tree that was by a small stream to his far right. A grin slid onto his face when his mind cooked up a very, VERY nice idea... Walking over to the tree, which was about 8 feet tall, he gathered his chakra to his feet and jumped up onto the top branches. Settling there like a bird in it's nest, he stuck his hand into a pouch on his waist. He pulled out a huge wad of clay. Letting his hand-mouth chew on it, he pressed his hand into a fist, and closed his eyes, concentrating. When his eyes opened, a clay phoenix model sat on his hands. Grinning that mischievous grin, he enlarged it and threw it into the air, high above the Akatsuki base. Making the hand-sign, he yelled...
"KATSU!" KA-BOOOOOM!!!! The sky erupted into a HUGE HUGE HUUUGE explosion. The whole base rumbled violently.
" HOLY FCK!!!!" "DEIDARA!!!!!" "LITTLE BRAT!!!" "..." Um... WOW guess who made that last comment... The four angry S-ranked shinobi raced out to the stream, and proceeded to pull the blonde artist down forcefully...until... A bright flash caught them in surprise. Then they all felt as if they were being sucked into a whirlpool and all they could see was white.
"OOOW!!! THAT WAS MY BACK YOU FCKER!!" "SHUT UP HIDAN! THAT WAS MY STOMACH!" "ALL of you SHUT UP!!!" "OW! Sasori-danna! Be careful hmm!" "..." Eh, you don't have to be a genius to know who did THAT last comment... Suddenly, another flash, even brighter than the last, made them squeeze their eyes close. When they managed to open them again, they saw 3 blue whirlpool like portals... And each portal popped a group of people out. The first group all wore black. One had snow-white hair, another looked japanese with an indigo ponytail, a girl with green pigtails, and a redhead. The second group... well... it wasn't really a group, there was only one person, a boy actually. He had shoulder length dark blue hair, and an eye-patch... and was wearing an orange straight-jacket, and he seemed to be unconscious... The third group were wearing black as well, but it looked like kimonos. The orange haired girl was wearing a pink shirt and sweatpants though...
"Baka moyashi! Get off me dammit!" "Shut up bakanda!! You're the one who's talking! You're crushing Lavi!" "You two! Please stop fighting!" "Y-Yuu-chan... please... get... o-off... GASP" Insults were thrown between two boys while the girl got off and tried to get the suffocating red-head out. The kimono group was calmly untangling themselves from each other and stood up. Sasori and Itachi noticed that they had swords strapped to their backs and waists. They stared at them, and they stared back, both groups completely ignoring the black clad youngsters who were still arguing as if there would be no tomorrow for it. The kimono group had six people in it. An orange-head that had a sword as tall as him, an orange-head girl who was wearing pink with huge racks (lol), a black haired boy who had a shy and tired look on his face, a man with silver/purple hair and fox-like eyes, a blonde man that looked somewhat like Deidara, and a white spiky haired boy with piercing eyes like ice. Hmmm.. he was pretty short too. ! The black haired boy was looking on at the quarreling group with a nervous expression on his face. Finally, he sighed and helped the pigtail girl with her suffocating and squashed redheaded friend.
"Hmmm, and who may you be?" Fox-Face spoke into the awkward situation with a smooth voice. Ice-Eyes glared at Fox-Face with a loathing expression. Blondie was standing behind Fox-Face and looking down at his feet. The other group finally stopped fighting and stood up and stared as well. The youngest looked to be about 16 and had white hair too, but with a kinder and softer expression that was somewhat innocent. A another boy that seemed to be about 18 had indigo hair in a ponytail that reached his middle back, he had a feminine face but hawk-like eyes. The redhead that was still trying to catch his breath had an eye-patch covering his right eye and a decorative bandana. His hair seems to defy gravity... And finally the girl: Short black skirt, long sleeved black top with a silver cross-shaped crest that the others seem to have as well, black boots that reached her knees, dark green hair in two pigtails that reached past her shoulders, and kind, warm eyes. Tired-Face saw the unconscious blue haired boy, and walked over, lifting him into sitting position and checking his pulse. "He must be a medic." The Akatsuki group thought. They turned their attention back to the other two groups.
"Oi! Who're those people over there?" "Ron! Don't shout like that!" "I have no idea who they are... they look like they're foreign..." They all turned towards the three new voices that was from a small grass hill. Three teenagers... One wearing round glasses with messy raven-black hair, ANOTHER red-head, and a girl with bushy brown hair. The girl looked at every one of them until her eyes fell onto the unconscious one with the medic. She let out an "Oh no!" and ran to the pair. Pulling out a stick like thing, she started to wave it when Tire-Face stopped her.
"It's alright, I got it." He muttered and placed his hands onto Blue-Hair's arm, which appeared to me twisted in a strange way. The Akatsuki, was surprised when something that resembled chakra flowed out of the boy's hands and started to mend the arm. "Are they shinobi too?" Blue-Hair stirred a little, and his eyes... well technically, it's an EYE since the other is covered by an eye-patch, so, his eye opened a little.
Agito POV
Ow... damn, my arm feels like sht... what the hell happened? Who the fck is that??? He doesn't look like a storm-rider... fck... my head is fcking spinning from that light... what the fck WAS that... aaah... dammit... i can't see... too...tired... that damn crow, slipping sleeping powder into my water...i'm gonna fcking... kill...him...
Normal POV
When Blue-Hair lost consciousness again, Tired-Face frantically checked his pulse again. Feeling it beating steadily, he let out a sigh of relief and stood up. Bush-Hair was still wide-eyed from when she saw the medic repair the arm.
"Oi, Hanatarou! Get back here!" Orange-Top-with-Huge-Ass-Sword ordered. "So the medic's name was Hanatarou... that's... freakin' hard to remember... " Hanatarou walked quickly over to Orange-Top.
"So, where exactly ARE we?"
"H-huh? I, uh, I don't really know..."
"WHAT??? YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GOT US HERE!!!" Orange-Top yelled.
"K-Kurosaki-kun! Don't be so mean to Hana-chan.." Booby-Girl said... Orange-Top-with-Huge-Ass-Sword ignored her and kept on yelling...
"YOU IDIOTIC BRAT! HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET BACK??? IF YOU WEREN'T RUNNING IN RANDOM DIRECTIONS THEN IT WOULDN'T HAVE ENDED UP THIS WAY!!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE CALLING FOR HELP AND THAT WE SAVED YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASS DOESN'T MEAN THAT I TOOK PITY ON YOU!! I'M GONNA CHOP YOUR LITTLE FREAKIN' HEAD INTO PIECES YOU LITTLE-"
"ICHIGO-SAN!! STOP IT! YOU'RE MAKING HANATAROU CRY!" Wow... Blondie actually had the guts to say that! Fox-Face was looking on in interest. Finally he spoke again.
"Well! I neve' KNEW tha' Ichigo Kurosaki could make someone like Hanatarou-chan cry! Although, that WAS a bit harsh." He said all that without letting the wide grin slide off his face. "How can he talk with that huge smile??"
"Shut up Ichimaru. You're one to talk..." Ice-Eyes retorted still glaring with hatred at Fox-Face. The latter turned to the shorter one. Ice-Eyes stood his ground and narrowed his eyes. Fox-Face's smile widened (if that was even possible!).
"Awwww, comon Shiro-chan! Don't tell me you still didn' forgive me for tha' time? Hmmm?" 'Shiro-chan' reached for the sword strapped onto his back and growled.
"Hitsugaya-taichou! Now is not the time!" 'Hitsugaya' stopped and glared at Blondie, but removed his hand from the sword.
"Now,now, Izuru, you should know better than to talk like tha' to Hitsugaya." Fox-Face said. Blondie looked down again.
"E-excuse me, Ichimaru-taichou..."
"Well, what do we have here?" Everyone turned. A blonde boy sauntered into the scene with a smug look on his face. Round-Glasses glared at him. So did Red-Freckles. And Bush-Hair, too.
"What do you want, Malfoy..." Malfoy ignored him and looked at the strangers. He sneered.
"And who're these people Potter? Friends of yours? Funny. I never knew you had other friends. Especially those girly-boys over there." He pointed at Deidara, Ponytail, and Blondie, and Blue-Hair. The three growled and started to reach for their weapons, but their companions stopped them. Blue-Hair shifted in his sleep. Malfoy looked at the sleeping figure and strolled over to it. He nudged Blue-Hair with his foot and sneered again. Suddenly, Blue-Hair's eye opened. He sat up sharply and glared at Malfoy. Everyone freaked and froze when they all saw his eye. A dark aura spilled over them and they swore they all saw a huge vicious shark in place of a small boy. Malfoy shrieked and ran away. Blue-Hair stared after him, and looked around. Everyone looked away. Blue-Hair stood up and brushed himself off. Then he suddenly realized something.
"WHAT THE FCK??????!!!!!" Everyone covered his ears and was almost blown away by the volume. Hanatarou was the first to speak.
"U-um... you should rest for a bit... um... is your CKm feeling alright?"
"You ask me if my arm is feeling alright? NO IT'S FIN' NOT AND WHERE THE FCK AM I???" Hanatarou squeaked and ran behind Fox-Face. Fox-Face raised an eyebrow but said nothing. Instead, he stepped aside to reveal a very shaken boy.
"Now, now, Hana-chan, what's wrong? Don't tell me that you're afraid of someone like that?" Hanatarou said nothing and clung to Fox-Face's sleeve.
"You aren't helping, Ichimaru." Ice-Eyes sighed at the pathetic form of Hanatarou. He walked over and placed his hand on the black hair.
"Don't listen to that bastard, Hanatarou. He doesn't understand anyone but himself." Fox-Face's eyebrows raised when he heard this.
"Oh, now wha's this? A sudden rush o' affection for th' boy? Ahhh, young love!" Hanatarou choked and blushed crimson red on this and Hitsugaya glared, although his face had a slight pink tinge.
"Shut up Ichimaru! I'm warning you, if you-"
"If I interfere with yo' love affairs then I shall be dead, yes, yes, I know!"
"WHY YOU-"
"Please stop! This isn't something to fight about!" Hanatarou tried to stop the fight that was starting, the same fight that starts with little jokes and turns into a blood shedding battle. Thankfully, both stopped, but Ice-Eyes was still shooting daggers with his eyes at Fox-Face.
Harry Potter POV
"Harry! What's going on??" Hermione asked Harry.
"I... don't know..." He answered as he watched the foreigners continue their strange quarrels. It was random, but even he tried to hold back laughter at the comment of "young love". He swear he heard Ron snort at that time. He didn't know WHY the silver-haired man was referring to the two boys being gay,but whatever the reason is for, it must mean that they weren't exactly enemies... Or maybe they were... The white haired boy was still glaring with hatred. He didn't seem to be too pleased that this man was with the group. Maybe that man did something that the boy didn't forgive him of... or maybe they were just rivals... but doesn't rivalry consist of two people that were about the same age? The man was WAAAAY taller than the boy, so they might not be rivals at all... alright, this is confusing... what the hell is going on??? Maybe, this can all be solved if they met the headmaster! YEAH! Dumbledore can figure this out!
"Um... excuse me? Um, I have an idea! I think you should meet the-"
"Oh no. We are NOT gonna meet ANYONE."
"But-"
"No 'buts' now shut up!"
"Hey! We're trying to he-"
"We don't need any help so shut up."
"Look, just-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!!" That came from the japanese guy with the ponytail... damn he's scary!
Normal POV
"What is going on here, Mr. Potter?!" Everyone turned. Bush-Hair gasped. There stood a woman with her hair tied into a tight bun, and small glasses on her sharp nose. She carried a strict air around her that seemed to keep everyone quiet. They all knew that this person was not to be crossed if they don't want to be in trouble for some mischief they caused. Everyone directed their gaze to something else.
"Well? Ms. Granger? Perhaps you can tell me?" Bush-Hair looked uneasy as she answered.
"Well... I don't really... know, Professor McGonagall..." The "Professor" gave a small, sharp nod.
"Alright then. I suppose we'll leave it for the headmaster of our school then." She examined the kimono group, eyeing the swords warily. Then she focused her attention back to everyone.
"Alright now! Follow me. All of you. Yes, you three, too. There is an excuse for why you three were wandering school grounds when the other students are in the Great Hall, is there? And no Mr. Weasley, I am not going to excuse you from your assignment that was due today. It is not my fault that you have lost your notes again." Red-Freckles looked down.
Bleach POV
Ichigo was more confused than ever when the woman started talking about assignments and losing notes. Maybe this was a school? Why would they land in a school of all places?
Orohime watched the strangers with interest. Everyone was so different from each other. She had never seen so many foreign people together before. At least the boy with the blue hair and the scary eye looked like a japanese. So did the older boy with the ponytail. And the group with the man that looks like a shark. They look japanese too. Did they dye their hair? How can one have red hair, another have blonde hair, another have silver hair, and another have blue hair? How strange! Only the one with red eyes had normal hair, jet black. Maybe she should ask the blonde haired and the black haired person what brand of shampoo they use. Their hair is so sleek and shiny! And the ponytail one from the other group too! His hair is so wavy! Orohime got excited thinking about having sleek and shiny hair just like those men... at least... she thought they were men...
Kira tried to keep an eye on Hitsugaya and Gin, hoping that they wouldn't start a fight again. Why did he have to be so useless at times like this? He just didn't have to the guts to go against the captain of tenth squad! Sure, he was supposed to protect his own captain from others, but Hinamori, a lieutenant like himself, was one thing, but a captain, of tenth squad no less, was something entirely different. He sighed at these thoughts and stared at a huge and ancient looking tree that was somewhere close-by.
Hanatarou was still blushing from the ridiculous comment that came from the third squad captain. Saying that he and another male were in a romantic relationship was... not logical! A romantic relationship with a captain no less! There was no way that someone from such a low ranking like himself would ever have a relationship with someone in such a high league! Why was he even thinking about this now??!! He almost slapped himself, but thankfully, the woman told them to follow her somewhere. Good, something to get his mind off that situation! Ichigo seemed to notice him struggling to keep his hand down. He hoped that he wasn't going to be confronted about that...
Normal POV
Everyone reluctantly followed the strict lady while looking around. Deidara was sure that he saw the tree move, but it wasn't moved by the wind... Agito saw several plants that had jaws and a set of sharp teeth. Ichigo saw a two headed cat. Kanda saw seven owls fly by carrying parcels. Then everyone noticed that the blue-haired boy wasn't wearing shoes... He was wearing shoes with wheels...
"Roller-skates?" Ichigo thought.
"Aren't those the strange shoes that Jean was wearing at that time?" Allen thought.
"How the hell is he able to go forward without moving his feet?" Hitsugaya thought. The boy noticed everyone staring at him. He glared back.
"What? You've never seen a human before?" Everyone snapped out of their trances.
"Uh, no, we were just, uh... wondering what...those... things on your feet are..."
Air Gear POV
Agito raised an eyebrow. So they definitely did not come from where he did. This is gonna be fun... He grinned with his canine teeth bared. Everyone shivered.
"Well then... How about I show you?" He jumped into the air, and landed on a tree. There, he gathered his feet underneath him, and jumped again, executing several complicated twists and techniques in midair. He felt everyone's eyes on him and grinned again. When he landed, he immediately took off. All the others could see was a blur of blue and orange circling the whole group. When he finally stopped, everyone's hair was a mess. Everyone blinked. Everyone looked at Agito. Everyone stared. Everyone fixed their hair. Everyone stared some more. Everyone stared... and stared and stared and stared and stared... and stared until Agito started to twitch, not being able to stand the staring anymore.
"STOP FCKING STARING AT ME YOU FCKING IDIOTS!! WHAT THE FCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???"
Normal POV
Hanatarou squeaked and hid behind Kira. Kira hid behind Gin, Gin and Hitsugaya stood there. Ichigo blinked. Orohime blinked with her mouth in an O-shape. Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, Hidan, and Itachi did nothing. Allen looked like he was in a traumatic trance... probably had something to do with his master. Kanda raised an eyebrow. Lavi blinked with his eye wide. Lenalee covered her mouth with a hand. Harry stared. Ron had his mouth wide open. Hermione stared. Professor McGonagall looked horrified at the dirty language that the youngster spouted. Finally, Agito sighed.
"Damn it... I'm no good at this stuff... Akito, you take over..." He switched his eye-patch to his right eye. Everyone was confused as the vicious aura surrounding the youngster vanished, replaced by complete and pure innocence... kinda... They were all distracted by another voice.
"Sorry about that everyone! Agito tends to be rude to everyone. Even if it's someone he knows." Everyone looked around to find the speaker. The voice cleared it's throat. Everyone noticed it came from the blue haired boy from before. And they stared some more. There wasn't a shark in front of them anymore. There was just a boy. A boy that looked like he had just eaten five and a half bowls of pure white sugar in seven minutes. He smiled a nice smile.
"Don't worry, anyone has this reaction when they see this. I'll explain it all later! Don't we have to go somewhere now?" He looked at Professor McGonagall. She nodded and continued walking. Everyone realized that she was walking away and followed her. And when she stopped, everyone was standing in front of a huge... huge... HUGE castle. And they were facing an iron gate.
Chapter One End