AUTHORS NOTE: There is a funny story underlying why I have written this cleaner story. We're at war with the cleaner of Flat C *glares* and we were talking about it while doing poster work in Science and I magically wrote the sentence "MELTING: When you use heat to turn a solid into a cleaner". Oh yeah, the teacher read this out in front of the whole class. How bloody cool am I?!

DISCLAIMER: I only own the OC's.

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Cleaning Fetish

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"You're kidding right?"

Stuart had long since learnt that Ewan had a cleaning obsession. He hated anything being a mess. Everything had to be a perfect order. Stuart could still remember that time he had taken Ewan home to his flat and there had been a picture of Stuart, Robbie and Jackie on the wall squint and Ewan obviously hadn't wanted to move it because he thought he'd be rude but eventually he burst out asking Stuart if he could fix it. Stuart had simply laughed but granted the permission.

Since buying a house together, Stuart had learnt that Ewan had a direct way of doing everything. The socks were organised by colour and thickness. Shirts were organised from work to casual with the middle which was shirts that could be worn as both. There was one of those shoe pockets you find at bowling alleys and children centres which Ewan used for rolling up ties that also descended in colour. Stuart found it cute and he knew that he was going to give Ewan a treat tonight.

"No!" Ewan protested as he rolled over in their bed, sitting up so that he could move to the ensuite bathroom. "I would like to point out that you asked me what my biggest kink was and I answered."

"I know but seriously, the idea of me wearing a pair of marigolds and cleaning is a little..." he didn't even know what to say as he envisaged the image in his head. "Okay so it's kind of kinky for you but I swear this is you subconsciously turning me into your little manservant."

"Trust me, I don't even trust you with my cleaning!" Ewan said as he moved back into the bedroom, moving back under the sheets and cuddling up against the man and smiled. "I'd probably end up following you around making sure that you'd done everything correctly." He teased before taking hold of his lovers lips in a kiss. Stuart had been about to sarcastically respond to the last sentence but he was distracted by the kiss and decided just to take his stress out on his partner that way.

"I still can't believe you get turned on by cleaning." He shook his head. "At least I know not to hire a cleaner." Ewan burst out into fits of laughter as he nuzzled into his partner's neck, his lips and teeth sucking at the flesh that greeted him there.

"It wouldn't have the same effect because it wasn't you." He whispered in response, blowing against the damp skin and smiled as his partner shuddered. "We really should sleep. You have work in the morning." Stuart wanted to complain but instead he just settled his head on his partner's chest and it wasn't long until he was asleep.

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AUTHORS NOTE: I know it's a small teasing first chapter but I was going to make it a one shot but thought that it would work great as a chapterfic :)