Hey guys! It's been centuries since I've last posted. Not too long ago, I decided I wanted to get back to writing fics, and then Hamilton came along, so I thought that would be a good place to start. I'm going to try to write and upload more. I'm not going to be able to write much until at least the holidays, as I'm taking several AP classes in school, and I'm involved in my school's drama club until late November.
This is a parody of "Election of 1800" from Hamilton, with some of the current and former candidates in the 2016 presidential election. Before we start, I want to say that while my political views lean more to the right, I don't really like either candidate.
Enjoy! -
ThatBroadwayFreak
Barack Obama:
Can we get back to politics? Please
Hillary Clinton:
Yo, every action has en equal opposite reaction
John Kasich shat the bed
I love the guy, but he's in traction
Poor Senator Cruz, he's missing in action
So now I'm facing
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama:
Donald Trump!
Hillary Clinton:
With his own faction
Barack Obama:
He's very popular in the South
The people like his chances
Hillary Clinton:
He's not very forthcoming on any particular stances
Barack Obama:
Ask him a question, it glances off, he obfuscates, he dances
Hillary Clinton:
And they say I'm a feminist
At least I know what women's rights are
Barack Obama:
Hillary, that's the problem
See, they see Trump as a less extreme you
Hillary Clinton:
Ha!
Barack Obama:
You need to change course, a key endorsement might redeem you
Hillary Clinton:
Who did you have in mind?
Barack Obama:
Don't laugh
Hillary Clinton:
Who is it?
Barack Obama:
You used to work on the same staff
Hillary Clinton:
Whaaaat?
Barack Obama:
It might be nice, it might be nice
To have Ted Cruz on your side
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama:
It might be nice, it might be nice
To have Ted Cruz on your side
Donald Trump:
Talk less! (Trump)
Smile more! (Trump)
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for
Shake hands with him
Continue to stump
It's 2016, go ahead and cast your vote for Trump!
Random voter:
I don't like Bernie
Other random voter:
Well he's gonna lose, the party's biased
Another voter:
And Hillary-
Several voters:
In love with Mexicans
Female voter:
Yeah, she's very privileged
2 random Trump supporters:
I love that Donald Trump!
Female Trump supporter:
I can't believe we're here with him!
Male Trump supporter:
He seems so down-to-earth
Another random Trump supporter:
Like you could grab a beer with him
Entire United States during RNC:
Dear Senator Cruz, your fellow conservatives would like to know how you'll be voting
Ted Cruz:
It's quiet uptown
Entire United States:
Dear Senator Cruz,
John Kasich doesn't stand a chance
So who are you promoting?
Men/Women:
Hillary or Trump? (Hillary or Trump?)
We know it's lose-lose
Hillary or Trump? (Hillary or Trump?)
But if you had to choose
Entire United States:
(Hillary or Trump?
We know it's lose-lose)
Dear Senator Cruz,
John Kasich doesn't stand a chance so who are you promoting?
But if you had to choose
Ted Cruz:
Well, if it isn't Donald Trump, sir
Donald Trump:
Senator Cruz
Ted Cruz:
You've created quite a dump, sir
Donald Trump:
I'm calling phone to phone
Ted Cruz:
You're openly campaigning?
Donald Trump:
Sure
Ted Cruz:
That's new
Donald Trump:
Honestly it's kind of draining
Ted Cruz:
Trump?
Donald Trump:
Sir!
Ted Cruz:
Is there anything you wouldn't do?
Donald Trump:
No, I'm chasing what I want
And you know what?
Ted Cruz:
What?
Donald Trump:
I learned that from you
Entire United States:
If you had to choose
If you had to choose
Barack Obama:
It's a tie
Entire United States:
If you had to choose
If you had to choose
Hillary Clinton:
It's up to the delegates!
Entire United States:
If you had to choose
If you had to choose
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama:
Let's hear from Senator Cruz!
Entire United States:
If you had to choose
If you had to choose
(Hillary or Trump?)
Ted Cruz:
Yo!
Entire United States:
Oh!
Ted Cruz:
The people are asking to hear my voice
Entire United States:
Oh!
Ted Cruz:
For the country is facing a difficult choice
Entire United States:
Oh!
Ted Cruz:
And if you were to ask me who I'd promote—
Entire United States:
Oh!
Ted Cruz:
Hillary has my vote
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Entire United States:
Oh!
Ted Cruz:
I have never agreed with Hillary once
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Entire United States:
Oh!
Ted Cruz:
We have fought on like seventy-five different fronts
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Entire United States:
Oh!
Ted Cruz:
But when all is said and all is done
Hillary has beliefs. Trump has none
Entire United States:
Oooooooooooooh
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama:
Well, I'll be damned
Well, I'll be damned
Barack Obama:
Ted Cruz is on your side
Entire United States:
Well, we'll be screwed
Well, we'll be screwed
Hillary Clinton:
And?
Barack Obama:
You won in a landslide
Donald Trump:
Congrats on a race well-run
I did give you a fight
Hillary Clinton:
Uh-huh
Donald Trump:
I look forward to our partnership
Hillary Clinton:
Our partnership?
Donald Trump:
As your vice-President
Hillary Clinton:
Ha. Yeah, right
You hear this guy? Man openly campaigns against me, talkin' bout, "I look forward to our partnership."
Tim Kaine:
It's crazy that the guy who comes in second got to be Vice President
Hillary Clinton:
Yeah, you know what? Jefferson changed that. You know why?
Tim Kaine:
Why?
Hillary Clinton:
'cuz he was President. Hey, Trump, when you see Senator Cruz, thank him for the endorsement
Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoyed this one. Stay tuned, as I may have some more parodies coming!