The Birth Of A Mary-Sue
By: twinkle twinkle little scar
Disclaimer: I can make my own Mary-Sue, and own her. In fact, that's what I'm doing now. But I don't own Harry Potter! Pooh. BUT I am extremely glad I don't own my immortal.
A/N: Well. My second fic today. Whoopie! I'm glad it's Friday! So, yeah, the title says it all.
The Birth Of A Mary-Sue
"No, Pamela! Hold it back until we can kill it! It's a demon!" My husband was frantic. The pain was horrendus. And I wanted my baby, no matter if it was a demon.
Then it came out. I screamed at the sight. I had borne a daughter, with long, ebony-black hair! She had icy blue iyes that looked like limpid teardrops, sharp fangs, and bright red lips. Wait... Did I say fangs? That's when I felt PAIN like none before. The DEMON had bitten me! I grabbed my emergency dagger and stabbed it. But the baby vampire just came back to life!
Then everything blacked out.
I stared at my wife's dead body. She didn't deserve to die. And didn't want to live anymore, not with a Mary-Sue for a daughter. I grabbed the doctor's spoon and cut my heart out.
Looking at my dead parents, I cackled in glee. Now I could become a fully-fledged Mary-Sue. In the Demon Realm, before I was born, each Sue has to go through an initiation. You have to pass ten classes, all for geniuses, then get into your "mother's" womb.
Once you are born, you must kill your parents. Then, and only then, can you become of age.
I howled in joy as waves of power radiated off of me, killing everyone who hadn't gotten out of the room yet. Next, a crown sprouted out of my hair and black wings erupted from my back. Of course, the wings were expected, along with the ability to turn my eyes red, but the crown?
OMFG. I just realised that I am the Queen of Mary-Sues! The Empress of Sueyville! My new name is...
ENOBY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY!
THE SECOND!
A/N: So, you know the drill, RR, please! Also, do the RRR, Reduse, Recycle, Reuse!
Love, Scarhead