Disclaimer: I do not own Steven Universe. I do not own any of these plots. I only own some characters that are extremely minor. I will put this on every chapter. This is only for entertainment.

"Nooooo!" Steven yelled at Lars, one of the workers at the Big Donut. "This can't be happening! This has to be a dream! Lars, Lars! Please tell me I'm dreaming!" Steven kept yelling at Lars. Steven had gripped onto Lar's leg. Lars shook him off.

"Get off me man, I'm stocking here!" Lars yelled. "I'm sorry, Steven, I guess they stopped making them" Sadie, Lars' friend and co-worker, told Steven. "Stopped making them?! Why in the world would they stop making Cookie Cat? They're only the most scrumptious and delicious ice cream sandwich ever made! Don't they have laws for this?!" Steven said.

"Tough bits, man. Nobody buys them anymore. I guess they couldn't compete with Lion Lickers." Lars said. "Well, if you miss your wimpy ice cream so much, why don't you make some with your "magic chest"? Ahahahahaha!" Lars mocked.

"That's not how it works, Lars! ... Right? Oh, sweet Cookie Cats, with your crunchy cookie outside and your icy creamy insides... you were too good for this world. " Steven said. "Ugh... Steven? Do you want to take the freezer with you?" Sadie offered. Steven nodded.

Steven ran to the Crystal Temple humming the "Cookie Cat" theme song. When Steven got home, he saw Jasper, Lapis, and Peridot fighting Centipeetles. "Hey guys, you won't believe this-" Steven said before getting cut off by a Centipeetle gem. "Wah!" Steven yelled.

Lapis grabbed a Centipeetle off. "Sup Steven," Lapis said. "Sorry, Steven, we'll get these centipeetle out of your room. We think they were trying to get into the temple." Peridot assured Steven. "Aw, you don't have to get rid of 'em. They're really cool." Steven told the other Crystal Gems.

Lapis poofed the small centipeetle. "Um, you guys, these things don't have a gem," Lapis said. "That means there must be a mother somewhere nearby," Jasper said. "We should probably find it before anyone gets hurt." Peridot said."Oh! Oh! Can I come?! Can I, can I?!" Steven asked.

" Steven, until you learn to control the powers in your gem, we'll take care of protecting humanity, okay?" Peridot said. Steven noticed Centipeetle in the fridge. "Aw, man. Hey! Get out of there! Go on, shoo shoo! Aw, they got into everything. Not cool! No way... it can't be! W-where did you get these?! I thought they stopped making them!" Steven said about the Cookie Cats in the fridge.

"Well, we heard that too, and since they're your favorite—". "We went out and stole a bunch!" Lapis said happily, interrupting Peridot. "I went back and paid for them," Peridot said. "The whole thing was my idea," Jasper said while retracting her helmet back to her gem. "It was everyone's idea," Lapis said. "Not really," Jasper said.

"All that matters is that Steven is happy," Peridot said.

"Oohhhhh!
He's a frozen treat with an all new taste!
'cause he came to this planet from outer space!
A refugee of an interstellar war!
But now he's at your local grocery store!
Cookie Cat!
He's a pet for your tummy!
Cookie Cat!
He's super duper yummy!
Cookie Cat!
He left his family behind!
Cookie Caaaaat!
Now available at Gurgens off Route 109!" Steven sang. The other Crystal Gems cheered with applause. "I can't believe you did this. I'm gonna save these forever! Right after I eat this one. Hello, old friend." Steven said, then biting into an ear. "Oh, so good! I like to eat the ears first." Steven said while the gem on his chest began to glow.

"Uh… Steven…" Lapis said, then pointing to Steven's gem. "Wha...MY GEM!" Steven exclaimed. "Quick, try and summon your weapon!" Lapis said. "I don't know how! Ah, it's fading! How do I make it come back?!" Steven said. "Calm down, Steven. Breathe, don't force it" Peridot said. "Yeah, and try not to poop yourself either," Lapis said. "Yeah, try not," Jasper said. Jasper and Lapis laughed.

"Ah, I was really close that time! Can one of you just explain how to summon a weapon?" Steven asked. "Oh, I'll go first!" Peridot said sing-songy.

Steven and Peridot went to a hill and brought various metals for Peridot. Steven picked up some nuts and bolts and threw them in the air. "Wah!" Steven said. "Pay attention to these nuts and bolts, Steven. The nuts' dance seems improvised, but it is being calculated in real time based on the physical properties of this planet. With hard work and dedication, you can master the magical properties of your gem and perform your own dance!" Peridot started dancing weirdly and Steven giggled. Just before the nuts and bolts hit the ground Peridot caught them.

"I know I don't have a weapon, but when I use my mental powers, it is like summoning a weapon," Peridot told Steven. Steven walked off, to go find Lapis behind the big donut. "Did Peri tell you the whole "nuts and bolts" dance thing?" Lapis asked. "Yeah, it was pretty cool," Steven said.

"I need to practice really hard so I can dance like a tree... I think" Steven continued. "Listen, Steven, all that practice stuff is no fun. Whenever I need to summon my weapon, it just happens." Lapis said, summoning her wings and flying. "See, didn't try at all," Lapis told Steven

Lars ran out and screamed. "Huh?! HOW?! AGAIN?!" Lars yelled. Steven ran off to go find Jasper. "So I'm supposed to work really hard and not try at all at the same time?" Steven asked Jasper.

"Yes. Or... you could link your mind with the energy of all existing matter. Channeling the collective power of the universe through your gem, which results in—At least that's my way of doing' it. Sometimes I just let my anger build up and it just summons itself" Jasper told Steven before laughing like some kind of cartoon villain.

Around 2 hours later

"I think my best bet is to recreate what happened the last time my gem glowed. So... Jasper and Lapis were here. Peridot was next to the fridge. Hmm. Lapis, I think your arms were crossed?" Steven said, trying to recreate his gem glowing.

"Okay, your majesty," Lapis said. "And Peridot, your foot was like this," Steven told Peridot. "I don't think it works this way Steven," Peridot said. "And Jasper, uh... Yeah." Steven said. "Then I took a bite of this Cookie Cat. Oh, wait! I sang the song first. Uh, he's a frozen treat, all new taste, interstellar war, now available at Ghurven's. Aww, it was funnier last time. Maybe I'm not a real Crystal Gem." Steven said while trailing off.

"Don't be a clod, of course, you are!" Peridot said. "Yeah Peridot, real supportive" Jasper mumbled. "And you're fun to have around, even if your gem is useless. I... mean, you're one of us, Steven. We're not the Crystal Gems without you!" Lapis told Steven.

"Yeah, even if I don't have powers, I've still got... Cookie Cat!" Steven said while taking a big bite of the Cookie Cat. "So good…" Steven said. Steven summoned his weapon, by accident. "Steven, it's a shield!" Peridot exclaimed.

"Whoa, what?! I get a shield?! Oooh... yeah!" He accidentally launched his shield which ricochets around the room, breaking a TV. Lapis bursts out laughing "Huh? Cookie Cat! I summon my weapon by eating ice cream!" Steven yelled. Peridot picks up one of the wrappers. "What's in these things?" She asked herself.

The temple rumbled. "What was that?" Steven said. "It is the centipeetle mother!" Jasper exclaimed, becoming angry. "Stay in the house, Steven!" Peridot said. "No way, I'm coming too!" Steven said while grabbing multiple Cookie Cats. The centipeetle mother attacks them all. They all hid over to the Crystal Gem temple hand.

"We could really use Steven's shield right about now!" Lapis exclaimed. Steven chucked a pebble at the mother. "Hey!" Steven yelled as he planted the Cookie Cat freezer into the ground. "Leave them alone!" Steven yelled.

"Steven NO!" The Gems exclaimed. "Cookie Cat Crystal combo powers activate! Uh-oh. Aaaah!" Steven said. He bit into another Cookie Cat but nothing happened. He retreated back. "We need to save Steven!" Peridot yelled to Lapis and Jasper. "Can we save ourselves first?!" Lapis asked.

"Goodbye, my friends," Steven said. He shoved 3 Cookie Cats in his mouth. "Why isn't it working?" Steven said. The Mother Centipeetle was about to bite into Steven's head. "Steven!" Jasper yelled. She held back the Mother's pincers.

The mother destroyed the Cookie Cat's freezer. "No... Oh, no no no!..." Steven yelled.

"Cookie Cat, he's a pet for your tummy. Cookie Cat, he's super duper yummy! Cookie Cat, he left his family behind! Cookie Caaat!" Steven yelled, then throwing the Cookie Cat freezer at the Mother of The Centipeetles. The Mother of The Centipeetles screeched in pain. "Now available... nowhere," Steven said.

"Yes!" Lapis cheered. "Guys, weapons!" Jasper demanded. The gems summoned her weapons. "Let's beat these Gems, LET'S DO THIS!" Jasper yelled. Jasper, Lapis, and Peridot all started to attack the Centipeetle. The Centipeetle poofed. Jasper grabbed it and bubbled it.

Steven looked at the broken Cookie Cat freezer. "Farewell, sweet Cookie Cats. I'll always remember the time we spent together" he said. Some tears streamed down his face. "Are you crying?" Lapis chortled. "ONLY A LITTLE!" Steven yelled, crying. He sniffed.

"Well, I guess your powers don't come from ice cream," Lapis said. "Of course, they don't come from ice cream. Don't worry, Steven, I'm sure someday you'll figure out how to activate your gem." Peridot explained. "Yes, in your own Steven-y not violent way," Jasper told Steven.

"I'm okay guys. I just—" Steven said, he paused due to his stomach rumbling. "Ugh, I think I ate too many Cookie Cats," Steven said. The gems laughed. Steven threw up. "Ew, that's disgusting!" Peridot screamed when she saw the pink-brown liquid that came out of steven's mouth.

Edited: 8/29/2016