A little two-shot that was born of a short plot-bunny in my head a week ago. here's the result! Enjoy my little two shot with the V3s.
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Operation: Save SeeU!
Part 1
The movers had been quite helpful; many of the V3's personal items were quite heavy. The Vocaloid mansion was only a few miles away from where they had all been staying temporarily, but the drive was painfully slow due to heavy traffic.
Despite this, the ever positive Ring Suzune decided to call SeeU, the First V3 to move in at the mansion. Ring punched in SeeU's number on her cell phone.
"Moshi Moshi! Hi, SeeU!" Ring greeted her cheerfully.
"R-Ring? Is that you? Oh God, so good to hear a familiar voice... They're insane, Ring. All of them, even Luka! Please save me! I'm slowly losing my mind too! The twins! Those sadistic little bastards! Watch out, they may seem nice and sweet, but you let your guard down just once and BAM! Roda Rora! My Favorite pair of cat ears... They crushed them! "
Ring's smile faded into a look of great concern. "Oh my, SeeU! Are you going to be alright?"
Yukari spoke up. "She doesn't sound too good..."
CUL looked over at Ring. "I can handle this, give me the phone." Her red eyes sold her confidence. "Ok, SeeU. Relax. Do you have any sake?"
"Meiko left some in my room so yeah... I do."
"Drink up. We'll be there soon." CUL hung up.
"Why would you tell her to get drunk!" Lui and Oliver said at the same time.
CUL just sat there and smiled. "Have you ever seen SeeU drunk? All she does is sit in a corner and babble to herself in Korean. It's to buy us some time with her. I'll call Mew, she's driving the other truck with IA, Aoki, and Tone. I'll let her know SeeU's going to a bit... extra friendly by the time we get there."
"Oh dear... Wait, the place is only 10 minutes away!"
CUL had thought of that. "I want lunch."
Everyone else in the truck did an epic facepalm all in unison.
Yukari perked up. "Sushi place?"
"I wanted rabbit..." Lui said sadistically.
Yukari looked like she was about to cry. "Why... I love rabbits! What is wrong with you?"
"I was kidding!"
"Oh... Well it wasn't funny!"
(A/N: Yukari is slightly modeled after a rabbit; therefore I believe she likes rabbits.)
CUL, who was driving, parked the huge truck in a spacious lot across the street. "Ok," she said, "Who's ready for some fishy goodness! By the way, YOU'RE WELCOME, Yukari."
"Thank you!" Yukari said with a smile.
The Van with Mew, Tone, Aoki, and IA pulled up moments later.
Mew stepped out of the driver's side door, along with the other three.
"We're HERE!" shouted Tone, who was for some reason in her performing outfit.
"Planning on singing sometime soon?" Oliver joked.
"No, it's just comfy!"
"The drive is like 15 minutes long... You couldn't just wear pants like a normal person?" Said IA, who was barely stifling a laugh.
"Can we just get some food? I'm really hungry." Aoki said.
"Hey, here's a thought, why don't we call USee? He's living there too in the genderbend wing, right? He could help SeeU!" Ring aired her idea to the rest of the group.
"I thought his name was like-" Mew was cut off.
"He has, like, six names. We could call Piko too, he's pretty reclusive, so I doubt he'd be as crazy as the rest. Bribe him with mints, I don't know." CUL suggested.
"Why mints?" Aoki looked confused.
"Character item."
Ring pulled out her phone. "I'll make the necessary calls. You guys go order.
I'll have some California rolls please."
"That's not even sushi!" exclaimed Lui.
"I'm a vegetarian."
"Oh... seriously? I thought you liked beef and stuff?"
"I'm not a strict vegetarian..."
The group of 10, except for Ring of course, proceeded into the sushi place. Ring dialed USee (or whatever his name was)'s number.
"Moshi moshi. Who is this?" USee answered his phone.
"Hey, it's Ring. I have a favor to ask you. Could you go and make sure your sister is alright? I talked to her earlier and she sounded... Well it wasn't good."
"Yeah, sure."
"Alright, we'll be over in 45 minutes."
"See ya then."
"Bye!" Ring hung up her phone. That was surprisingly easy, she thought.
Hopefully SeeU wasn't TOO drunk...
Meanwhile, inside the sushi place, the other nine V3's were ordering their food. Oliver was the last to order, mainly because he spoke very little Japanese (but enough to get by).
Once everyone had their food, it didn't take long for everyone to finish. It seemed to everyone that the producers had chosen some of the most ravenous people to become the new Vocaloid 3's, and the cybernetic implants that allowed them to sing so beautifully only made it worse.
"Man, that was good! I've always liked these family sushi joints; they always have the best stuff." Mew said aloud to no one in particular.
After paying their bill they all loaded back into the trucks. The short drive wouldn't have taken long...
"Hey, where's Aoki?" questioned IA, who noticed the lack of the giant lapis jewel in the rear view mirror.
"Guys! Waaaaaaait!" Aoki was running after them; they had driven off without her.
After a brief, unceremonious pick up (a.k.a. They threw it in reverse, opened the door, and yanked her in), the V3's finally arrived at the house. However, it definitely wasn't a *house. It was probably one of the largest mansions anyone had ever laid eyes on.
CUL opened the back of one of the trucks. "So, you guys, here's the plan. I have this breaching charge here..." she pulled a square foot of plastic with a handle out and held it up. "We blow the door off, rush in, grab SeeU, and rush to our wing of the house. Everyone clear?" CUL looked completely serious.
"Why the hell do we need to blow the door off? And where on earth did you get that thing!" Ring looked terrified.
"What? It's tradition! Miku blew off the door when she arrived; so did Gumi,
Miki, and strangely enough, Luka. Rin and Len took out a whole wall with their road roller!"
"Woah, settin' the bar!" Lui was impressed; he had always been a fan of sorts to the Kagamine twins.
Aoki, of all people, took the charge from CUL and placed it on the front door to the Vocaloid mansion. "Let's get this done." was all she said as the other V3's stacked up behind her.
"Breaching!" CUL hit the detonator.
-end part 1-
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I hope you enjoyed this funny little bit, we'll see what happens to SeeU. Until next time my friends!