Three Guy's, Two Girl's and a…BABY?! By Animegirl
Disclaimer: Don't own anything you recognize except the plot and a couple of characters. grumble wish I owned Siri and Remmy though.
Summary: What happens when Sirius Black is left in charge of a Baby? Heh, read to find out! Rated PG-13 for Language.
A/N: (Edited as of 6/14/04) Hello everyone! I was looking through this the other day and realized just how…random it was. Not at all how I want it. Also, I was told recently that interaction with the readers in any way is not allowed…including responses to reviews. So I will be going through and removing my responses to everyone, and updating facts. I am setting this up so that I can write its prequel, but…I have found that the way I write things has changed dramatically since I started and I am taking some things more seriously. Things that I was flippant about before, I realize should be shown with a better attitude. So, although this will still be humor for the most part, it will have a more serious undertone. Thanks for taking the time to re-read or read this for the first time!
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Chapter 1- You want me to do WHAT?!
Sirius Black very rarely lived up to his name, in fact, he tried his hardest to be anything BUT serious! Today he was going over to see his best friend James. Now Sirius would always tease James about taking things too seriously, James would usually respond with something like "Grow Up!" or "Serious? No, you're Sirius!" (A/N: I know, I know, too many people use that j/k, but I couldn't resist! Edit: …yes I'm leaving it in there.) Sirius had just entered Hogsmead and was about to apparate to the house when he spotted Zonko's Joke Shop.
I gotta go in! [No you don't] Yes I do! [no!] yes! after fighting with himself for several minutes he finally went in. He came out a bit later carrying a bag that had two packages of dungbombs in it.
[are you happy now?!] Yes. Now be quiet! Sirius apparated to his house and left the bag there. He then began to walk toward Jamie-kins house which wasn't too far from his own.
Finally he spotted the LONG driveway that led to the house, and arrived at the door panting 15 minutes later. (A/N Don't ask why he didn't apparate…) He was about to knock when he heard it. It turned out to be-----"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
That can't be Harry! He's 13 for goodness sake! Did they have another one? Did James 'Forget' to tell me?!
With that in mind he burst through the door and ran into the living room to find four adults, one teenager, and one…BABY?!
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING DOING HERE?!" He shouted pointing at the baby. Said baby immediately stopped crying and stared at him. Everybody else in the room visibly relaxed. The two other adults in the room besides James and Lily were old friends of theirs, Suki Alexander and her older sister Amber.
Amber looked at Sirius and said "This is my daughter Marie and the little boy behind you is my son David."
Sirius turned and saw a little boy about 5 yrs of age staring at him. Remembering his earlier outburst he smiled sheepishly and turned back to Amber.
"You're married, huh?"
She laughed at the look on his face "Yea, have been for six years Sirius."
"Do you mind if I ask who you married?" Sirius asked trying to look her in the face.
Suki was rolling on the floor in silent laughter, Sirius looked like a disobedient school boy and Amber looked like a teacher that was trying to be patient with him.
"Tom Ashwood. Do you remember him?"
Sirius thinks for a minute before remembering. "Ravenclaw, 6 ft something, brown hair, gray eyes, annoying voice?"
Amber glared at her sister, who was laughing harder than ever "Except for the annoying voice, yes, that's him."
"You still haven't told me why you're here." Sirius said, trying to signal Suki to stop laughing before Amber blew her top.
"Tom and I are going out of town and are leaving David and Marie with Suki." As she said her sister's name she sent another glare at her, and then focused her attention on Sirius. As if inspiration had just smacked her, she yelled "I'VE GOT IT!" and ran up to Sirius, whispered something that made him look shocked, and returned to her seat grinning.
"YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!" he yelled once he had recovered.
A/N: Please review! No major changes to this chapter. Just added Italic ect. and edited a few lines. Hope it was alright!
Animegirl