Hey my fellow readers! It's Kenny, anyway here's my Ghostwhsiperer/Bleach crossover story. So here's a small summary: 5 years after the winter war, Ichigo's been relocated to Grandview, due to the high rate of earth bound souls there. Mean while Melinda's having trouble about the shinnies and the shadows what her son Aiden talks so much about. Also Ichigo is 21 in this story, married, and has two kids, twins age 5 1/2, so he has his work cut out for him. Also Ulquiorra didn't degenerate, he just got the crap beaten out of him, but Orihime saved his life before it was too late. Also I'll give profiles on Rani and Masaki after this chappy.

5 years after the winter war, and such. Everyone in the soul society settle down and gone on with life. Renji and Rukia got married and have two sons named Zano,4, who takes after his mothers looks, and Zane,3, who takes after his father, but has his mother's eyes. Orihime got pregnant with Ulquiorra's child, Hana, age 5 who looks like her father, then later got married, they're expecting another soon. Karin and Toshiro got married and are expecting their first child soon, much to Ichigo's dismay. Soi Fon and Ukitake have only one child, named Suzei, she takes after her mother, but with her father's hair color. Finally Ichigo and Yoruichi had an secret relationship after their first little encounter, and gotten quite close, they then got married after the war, they conceived Rani and Masaki as soon as the wedding was over.

"Ichigo" said a young looking woman with long purple hair, interrupting a young man with orange spiky hair from paper work.

"What is it Yourichi?" asked Ichigo as he looked up at his lieutenant and wife.

"Head captain Yammamoto, requests a meeting with us" she said as she smiled warmly to her husband.

""Very well then…." he said as he stood up from his seat. "Do you have any idea what he wants?" he asked as he walked up to her. She shook her no and walked with him to the first division barracks. The walk have been comfort silence, saying hello to those who pass by them. It wasn't until they pass the 4th division barracks when Yoruichi began looking a bit nervous.

"Uuhh, Ichigo I have something to tell you….." Yoruichi said as they walked on.

"What is it?" he asked her as they took a left.

"Well you know how we have those two little angels back at our home?" she said nervously as he stared at her.

"Well I wouldn't use the word 'angels', but yes what about them?" he asked as he fully looked down at her.

"Well….." she started as she unconsciously touched her stomach. "……how would you feel about more little additions to the family?" she asked as she stopped and looked down at the ground. Ichigo was frozen where he stood, it seemed like a decade passed before Yoruichi was suddenly lifted off her feet and enveloped in a hug by her husband.

"Your pregnant?" he asked as he held her close. "When did you find out?"

"2 months ago, Captain Unohana checked, it's gonna be triplets" she said happily to him.

"Triplets? Man……" he said as he looked a little upset.

"It's ok, Ichigo, we can work around this" she said as she was put down and held his hand.

"No I mean……I gotta start wearing condom" he said to her, making her smile and laugh at him, making her nervous feeling go away.

"Could I feel them?" he asked as he place his hand near her stomach. She shook her head yes, and lead his hand where the babies movement where. As soon as his hand touched her stomach, the babies movement increased a little more.

"Well it looks like I'm gonna have my job as a dad cut out for me, huh?" he said as he felt them move.

"Plus with me getting hungry, the mood swings, and food cravings you bet you got your work cut for you" she said some what evilly to him.

"Yeah well, Let's hope I make it to the end to see these guys born" he said as he placed his arm around her waist and continued their walk to the head captain's place.

"Head Captain?" a young girl with short red hair called.

"Yes?" Yamamoto responded

"Captain of squad 5 and his lieutenant are here sir" she said. "Do you wish for me to let them in, sir?"

"Yes, let them in, Ran" he ordered politely. The young girl bid herself away and walked back to the door to let them in.

"The head captain is a waiting for you in the quarters" Ran told them as she let them in.

"Thanks Ran, we'll be on our way then" Ichigo said as he walked down the corridor with Yoruichi behind him. It only took two minutes to get to the quarters, where Yamamoto was waiting patiently for them.

"Captain Kurosaki, Vice-captain Yoruichi, how are you?" he asked as they walked in.

"As good as we'll ever be" Ichigo said as responded.

"And your two daughters?" he asked as bid them to sit down.

"Still driving us up the wall, but kids will be kids" as he and Yoruichi sat themselves down across where Yamamoto sat.

"Yes, well, I bet your wondering why I called you here today?" Yamamoto asked.

"Yeah, What is it Captain?"

"From the data collected from squad 12, a huge amount of earth bound souls have been detected" he told them.

"Ok, but what's the problem?" Ichigo asked.

"The problem is that none, or very little of those souls are crossing over, Kurosaki" he explained to them.

"How come that's happening?" asked Yourichi.

"The soul reaper I dispatched there, has gone missing a while back, because of that, those souls have had trouble crossing over" he answered.

"What was the Soul reapers' name?" Ichigo asked him.

"From the records, he didn't have a name, so we preferred to call him 'Neil' he didn't mind, he was a part of the 8th division before he went missing" he told Ichigo.

"That's odd……where did you dispatch him?"

"In Grandview in the US, about 10-15 years back" he said as he rubbed his beard in remembrance.

"Well how do we fit into this?" Ichigo asked."Well yes, that's one of the reasons of why I called this meeting today, Kurosaki, You're being re-located to Grandview to find out what happen to Gordon and help the souls there cross over to the Soul Society" he told them.

"Wait you want ME? To go the states?" he asked surprisingly.

"No, not just you…..you and your family" he said correctly. If Ichigo eyes couldn't get any bigger, they just did. Ichigo's hand started slowly reaching for Zangetsu, when his wife stopped him.

"Yamamoto…." she began as she held her husband back. "….this seems all too sudden and may I ask, why us?"

"Well I would of sent another captain, but you're the only ones qualified to go" he answered her question.

"Head Captain…." Ichigo started.

"Yes?"

"I have some…….questions about being relocated, my daughters don't know a lick of English, how will they be able to communicate with kids their age over there?" he asked.

"I understand your concern, but a few weeks back I asked Vice Captain Rukia, to teach them proper English, and other languages that you know as well." he told him.

"You mean my 6 year olds now know how to speak Russian, Italian, English, and German?" Ichigo asked.

"Correct" he said. Ichigo put his head in his hands in defeat.

"When do we head out?" Yoruichi asked as she rubbed his back trying to calm and reassure him.

"Next week" the head captain said.

"Well at least it gives us time to pack and get ready" Ichigo said as he looked up.

"Yes, and for living arrangements, you don't have to worry, Urahara took care all of it."

"Urahara?" Ichigo said in disbelief.

"Did somebody say my name?" and speak of the devil who wears a green hat with a cane, came walking in.

"Kisuke." Ichigo said with annoyance in his voice.

"What? No Hi? No 'hey, hat n' clogs'? or even a hug?" Kisuke said faking that he was emotionally hurt.

"Put a can in it, and what is this time?" Ichigo said impatiently.

"No nothing, I just came by to give you your information on where your gonna live, work, and etc…." Urahara said with his knowing smirk.

"Ok" he said

"Well for starters……there's a nice school for Rani and Masaki to attend. They'll have the best education." Urahara said happily.

"The house?" Ichigo asked.

"Suburban family sized, 4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms, plenty of space for the rascals to run around, and the usual stuff." he told them as he showed them pictures of the house.

"Wow, Kisuke you even guessed the right color of the walls we wanted" Yoruichi said as she looked at the photos. The walls were painted a soft blue.

"Well, I didn't guess, it was your neighbor that chose them, beautiful little number, Melinda something, to bad she was married and has a child……." Urahara confessed.

"How'd you meet her?" Ichigo asked suspiciously.

"Well, the real estate agent was showing me the house, when she appeared, she lives next door to the house." Urahara said happily flashing back in memory.

'flash back!'

"So as you can see Mr. Urahara, this house is perfect for your friend and his family, plenty of room, safe neighborhood, the school is 10 minute walk from here, give or take, and the price is within your range of price" The agent explained to him.

"Yes, your right, it is perfect! I'll take it!" he said to her.

"Well alright then, I'll get the papers then!" she said as she walked to the kitchen to get the forms. Urahara stood there looking around the empty house, it was nice, but the color was dull.

'I know! I'll hire a painting crew! The only problem is what color?…….' he thought.

"Um hello?" someone said that broke his train of thoughts. Kisuke turned around to see a young woman with long wavy brown hair, in her 20's walk in.

"Yes?" he responded.

"Well is Delia here?" she asked

"Yes, she went to get the papers, and you are…..?" Urahara asked.

"OH! I'm sorry how rude of me! I'm Melinda Gordon, I live next door. You uh? Moving in?" she said and asked.

"Me? No! I was house hunting for a friend of mine, but…….I now wish I was, if I knew there was gorgeous woman living next door" he said as he flirted with her.

"Yes well you're a few years late, I'm already married……" she said to him causing him to feel sad.

"Here are the papers Mr. Urahara!" the one called Delia came back in the family room.

"Melinda, hey what is it?" she asked as soon as she saw her friend there.

"I came by to see how your doing with this house, and to see if you and Ned are still up for tonight?" Melinda asked Delia.

"Well for the house I just sold it to this guy!" Delia said happily to Melinda "……and for your second question yes we are!"

"Ok then, it was great meeting you Urahara was it? Well if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask" Melinda said.

"Well since you offered, I need help on one thing…." Kisuke asked.

"Ok, shoot"

"The color on these walls are a bit dull, what color would you suggest?" he asked.

"Well it depends really, what kind of person is your friend?" she asked.

"Well…..He's a family type of guy, with a wife and two girls of his own, the whole average life of a 21 year old" Kisuke said to Melinda.

"……well I would try a soft blue, you know blue is the calming type of color" Melinda said to Urahara.

"Well a soft blue it is! Now, for the papers, where do I sign?" he asked

"Here, Here, and here, then here……"

(end of flashback)

"And that's how I decided on the color!" Urahara said as he finished his little encounter. Everyone in the room looked at him in disbelief and/or annoyance, soon the quarters grew into an uncomfortable silence, well only for Kisuke, because the suspense was drilling a hole into him.

"Well….uh….is that all or anything else?" Kisuke asked after 2 minutes of dead silence.

"No, that's all, hat n' clogs" Ichigo said to him still having his face of annoyance on.

"Great! Now if you excuse me…..I have a date!" Kisuke said as he stood up form his seat.

"A date? With whom?" asked Yoruichi.

"Well since you asked…..remember Melinda? I have a date with her!" Kisuke said

"Isn't she married?" Ichigo asked.

"Well…uh….yes, but I asked her to show me around Grandview, and well…..she accepted!" explained Kisuke to him.

"Then technically it's not a DATE then Kisuke, if it's to show you around the town and if she's married" Yoruichi stated.

"Well, I'll still count as a victory!" he said ignoring what she said. "Toddles!" With that he left.

"How many will bet that it won't go smooth?" Ichigo said.

"You, me , and everyone around us Kurosaki" Yamamoto said as he dismissed both.

-----------------time skip 1 week later!--------------------------------

After the meeting Ichigo and his family started getting ready to move to Grandview, Rani and Masaki began saying goodbye to their cousins, Aunts, Uncles, and friends. Their Aunt Yuzu, was the hardest to say goodbye to, she wouldn't let go of her older brother and practically flooded their house with her tears. Karin held a strong exterior, but couldn't stop the tears from falling from her eyes. Soi Fon said goodbye to her old teacher, and in rare sight she shed a few tears. After their goodbye they took the first flight to the states, wanting to get there on Friday night so the girls can start school on Monday.

"Dad" Rani said

"Yes?" he responded as he looked up from his reading.

"Are we there yet?" she asked as she was clearly bored.

"Just two more hours, Rani" he said. "Why don't you do something in the mean time?"

"Ok, but what then?" she asked

"Well, you can take a nap, read, listen to music, watch a movie or TV, draw, or just continue being bored" he said.

"Take your pick"

"I'll just listen to music, dad" she said as she pulled out her black Ipod nano and just started listening to music.

1 and half hour later……..

"Mom" Masaki said

"Yes?" Yoruichi responded

"How much longer is it to Grandview?" she asked making it clear that she was cranky.

"Less than 30 minutes or so, dear" she answered.

"Mom?"

"Yes?"

"Where do babies come from?" she asked. This through Yoruichi off and shocked her, she wasn't expecting that question until she 7 or 8.

"Well babies come from……" as she began

30 minutes later……..

"……..and that's where babies come from" she said as she finished telling Masaki.

"Ok, but what's the machine for?" Masaki asked as the 12 hour flight was over.

"I'll tell you when your older" she said as everyone get off the plane. It was 6:00 pm when they got there, they went to the luggage claim and got a rental car and drove to house that Kisuke purchased for them. Rani and Masaki were exhausted from the flight and fell asleep in the back seats, giving Ichigo and Yoruichi a chance to talk out.

"I'm SO exhausted!" Yoruichi said as Ichigo drove.

"Did Masaki keep you busy?" Ichigo asked.

"In the first 6 hours no, because she asleep, and after that she just watched TV for 3 hours, then listen to music for and hour or so, finally she got cranky and asked me where babies comes from" she said as she recalled the WHOLE flight in matter a flash backs.

"Really? Lucky, Rani didn't fall asleep at all, she just watched the movies that the flight was showing and then listen to music" Ichigo said.

"They're perfect when they're a sleep, but when they're awake……."

"Let's just hope they do better, now since they have a clean start" Ichigo said as they pulled up to their new and by tomorrow their new lives

Well there the first chappy is done! Any way here are the promised profiles for Rani and Masaki.

R&R

Rani

Gender-girl

Eyes- a brown eyes like her father

Hair-short emo styled purple hair

Personality- acts like her aunt Karin when she a kid.

Likes- annoying her parents, running around, drawing, reading, and cheese cake

Note-Rani is a splitting image of her father, Ichigo

Masaki

Gender-girl

Eyes-Gold like her mother

Hair-long orange hair like her grandmother

Personality-Like her father when he was 15

Likes-reading, writing, playing, and scaring people

Note-Masaki is a splitting image of her grandmother that she was named after.