One day Jame was being James when suddenly a mysterious man-person came up to him and said "hey kid, you wanna machine gun?" James, being James said sure, like the idiot he his. "Hmn what do I do with a machine gun?" Just then a guy said "Hey I'm Micheal Bay just blow something up for me, K?" James, being James said sure, like the idiot he is. And blew himself up THE END?