This episode is…………….
MILK VS CHILD
You are wondering what kind of person would think this up, but this is crystone, anything is possible. I am writing this on my own (with out my BFF (my BFF is my Beta)) so forgive me if you have a hard time reading this.
Milk #1 :……………(milk moves closer to child)
Little girl: mommy, the milk is moving …
Mother: milk cannot move unless you move it
Milk #1 :…………..(milk movers closer to child)
Little girl: mommy, the milk moved again
Mother: (sigh) for the last time milk cannot move on its own unless…
Milk #1: BLLLLAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH (jumps on child)
Little girl: MOMMY THE MILK IS TRYING TO EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Mother: oh my god THE MILK IS MOVING (grabs frying pan and swings it at the milk) SPLAT…
Milk #1: twitch
Mother & little girl: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Man that lives Next-door: BLLLLAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, must milk cooooooooowwwwwwwwwsssssssssssss.
Mother & little girl: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Mother : oh my god were are the dogs of the military when you need them!!!
Second lieutenant: twitch
ED: is she alive?
AL: ………….I think she's alive
Milk #2: Hi my name is milk #2, and we want to have you our side in the taking over the world, will you join us or will you try to stop us?
ED and AL: (surprised look on face)THE MILK IS AL, AL, ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!(runs away)
Milk #2: (sigh) so you are going to try to stop us, (sigh) I hate my job
Mother: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Child: mommy why don't we just burn them, mommy?
Mother: twitch
Child: MOMMY!!!!!!!NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mother: twitch
Milk #1: that's right I win, HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!I laugh in you face as you lie on the ground with my evil milk inside of you, all because of ME! and When you finally accept that I have won you body I shall bury myself inside you! MAUH HA HA HA
Child :NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (garbs hose, turns on water) splash
Milk#1: GAUGERERERERERERERERE ( falls to the ground) twitch, twitch, twitch
Child: ??????????????????
Milk #4-20: oh no they have figured out how to kill us!!!
Milk #21: WELL DON'T SAY IT OUT TO THE WORLD!
Join us next time in ED VS MINI MILK
