Dedicated to Shinigami who gave me the idea. I got this idea from Shinigami's review for 'Gaara's New Family'. The exact part that gave me the idea was: "What kind of power know not does Harry has…with Harry's horrible childhood, I doubt he knows the meaning of love! Much less how to love another person! I cannot see voldie accepting a hug from his mortal enemy!" Enjoy.
It was the final battle. The Order and the Ministry Aurors were taking care of the Death Eaters, while Harry finished off Voldemort.
"So brat, you actually think you can defeat me?" Voldemort asked, haughtily. Harry commenced Plan Love Voldemort To Death.
"B-b-brat?" Harry asked, fake tears (not that Voldemort knew they were fake) forming in his eyes. Voldemort blinked.
"What the hell?" he muttered.
"Y-you don't w-wuv me anymore!" Harry wailed, the fake tears now streaming down his face.
"W-what?" Voldemort asked, taking a step back. He was really starting to get freaked out here.
"I w-wanna hug!" Harry wailed, more fake tears pouring out. His arms were open and he stepped toward Voldemort, who continued to walk backwards away from him.
"S-stay the hell away from me, Potter!" Voldemort yelled, tripping over a rock. Harry took his chance, and pounced.
"I wuv you!" Harry smiled, hugging the fallen Voldemort.
BOOM!
Voldemort exploded into fluff and confetti of various colors. The Death Eaters' mouths dropped, and the fighters for the light started cheering.
"Confetti?" Lucius Malfoy asked, as he was led away in magical cuffs.
"Even worse…," Bellatrix Lestrange said, also being led away, "Fluff!"
"He just went boom," Fenrir Greyback said, giggling insanely, before Remus punched his lights out.
"Nice punch," Harry said.
"Thank You."
That was fun to write. Thanks to Shinigami for giving me the idea. Read and Review people! All you have to do is press that neat little bluish purple button that says 'Go'. You know you want to. Smiles.
Rune