Winnie's Fantasy
Christopher Robin was walking by when Winnie caught a glimse up his pant leg. He had never had a sexual fantasy before this. But he couldn't stop thinking about Christopher robin, he was a young boy, and so was Winnie. Winnie actually was asexual, but he had something that might have resembled a vagina. It was an opening of sorts, no one quite knew what, but he knew Christopher robin could fill it.
"Excuse me," said Winnie shyly to Christopher. Christopher turned around and looked at Winnie strangely. Then he got a certain twinkle in his eye as he started pitching his tent. "You can call me Christopher Throbbin'," he said and before Winnie knew it, his mysterious hole was given a purpose.
Winnie walked away from the scene with a smile on his face and love juice dripping from his posterior.
Winnie had only had a taste of what was yet to come. Now, all he wanted was more. After douching out his mystery hole he jumped back into the action, this time with Eore, a hot babe he had met online. Winnie and Eore, or "e-whore" as she had asked to be called, decided to rendezvous at the park where all the children played. Eore turned out to just be a fat, lonely, male donkey who was just trying to find a friend online. Winnie could not give the slightest shit. He took it, he strapped on and gave it, and took Eore home, tied him up, and locked him in the closet for future pleasure.
Winnie was on a rampage. He made Tigger bigger and made Owl howl. After enough practice, Winnie could even fit Piglet, or "Biglet" as he preferred to be called, up his mystery hole where he proceeded to live for the next 3 weeks until Pooh douched him out with all the other fluids he had acquired from his escapades.
Winnie became infamous for his licentiousness and his mystery hole. No one knew what this hole was for, but because it was near the area of the asshole, he was nicknamed Winnie the Pooh, and that's how Winnie got his name.
The end