Gross!
Summary: Klaus and Harry meet up and talk about their somewhat of a messed up life. Suddenly a letter appears and they're in a big surprise! Probably has OOC and is a drabble. This is a test fic! Plz r&r! Takes place in OOTP/Year 5!
It was a clear sunny day at Hogwarts. Klaus Baudelaire and Harry Potter were talking/discussing/groaning/complaining about their messed up lives near the lake.
"Voldemort and Umbridge are such freaking bastards!" Harry fumed in anger. He had just lost his privileged to play quidditch along with losing his precious Firebolt. "I agree wholeheartedly x 1,000,000!" Klaus agreed thinking of what Umbridge did to his sister in detention.
"I mean seriously! I've already got Moldyshorts after me already! Also now the fucking damn minister is a complete MORON!" Klaus nodded in agreement. "Olaf is a nuisance!" he groaned. "He always tries to capture us and gain our family fortune while Voldemort killed your parents and now is still trying to kill you!"
"The Dursley's make everything worst! At least you still remember your parents..." Harry sighed. Awkward silence greeted them with enough tension for a butcher knife to cut through it. Suddenly a mysterious letter appeared out of no where. After checking for spells, Harry opened the letter and it read:
Dear Potter and Baudelaire Brats;
I, Lord Voldemort, am here(Harry: He's not exactly here... Klaus:It's just a figure of speech Harry...) to say that I am retiring at the Dark Lord business along with Count Olaf. We have decided our eternal 'love' for each other and the wedding is next month. You are not invited. (Harry: What's the point of telling us this then? Klaus: He's crazy, that's why.) Pass this message to the old coot: "OK your right, now die!" Thanks... NOT! So please die in an alley or something for us.((
Sincerely (Not really),
Lord Voldemort
P.S. Did you know that Olaf's a female?
Both Harry and Klaus were speechless. "That is just plain old-" He was cut off by Klaus."Gross, Disgusting, Shocking, Bizarre, Weird, Unnatural, and other synonyms." "Yeah..."
WTF did I just write? I feel like puking now... So yeah, PLEASE leave a commont weither it be a flame or something else! Ciao/Sayonara~~~~~WolfKit