Disclaimer: I don't own the song mockingbird, which is by Eminem, and I don't own the characters or yugioh or cheetos.

Sorry Courtney, but when I wrote it I didn't add any punctuation at all.

IMP: the stars indicate the character thinking


Chapter 1: The Song
"Haley I know you miss your mom and I know you … with your dad when I'm gone…. I'm gunna buy you a mocking bird...," Sang a rather sugar high Aussie.

"Valon if you're going to sing do us all a favor and at least sing it on key!?" Said a slightly annoyed red haired boy.

Valon just glared at Alister, "MOCKING BIRD IM A … WORLD" the Aussie sang louder, which sounded more like a messed up chipmunk with a funny accent than an aussie boy.

Alister didn't want to get his best pants full of blood so he decided to not beat the crap out of Valon but instead try to do some god forbid homework.

Just as Alister was in mid concentration Raphael walked into the bedroom and sat in one of the three grey leather recliners, "we are going to go to 4:30 mass witch is in like 20 minutes and no exceptions." He glared at Valon who was now practicing his air guitar while singing.

Alister shot mental daggers at Raphael, "Sure ruin what's left of my Saturday" he mumbled under his breath.

"Did you say something…?" but Raphael was cut off by a loud gurgling noise.

"GURGLE!"...

"Hey Valon, your stomach sings as bad as you do" Alister and Raphael doubled over laughing

Valon looked confused, "Whatever mate" he took a bag of cheetoes out of his pillow case and continued to sing and munch at the same time, leaving crumbs...everywhere.

Alister figured he could put off math another day by saying he forgot it at home and looked at Raphael. Holy shit! How can he sleep when valon is making so much racket!? He sighed

Alister turned his attention back to the repulsive aussie. Why do girls like him so much? He is a total moron. Come on! I mean he has a date every Saturday, while I am stuck hear watching soap operas with Raphael... well those aren't bad but still.

Ten minutes pass and Raphael is still sleeping. Alister gets out of his grey recliner and climbs to his top bunk and prepared his book for take off. He snickered hn…this math book really is good for something

To be continued...


I was having a boring day and decided to write a fanfic about it... all the chapter are written i just have to finish editing all of them.

What Will Alister do with his math book? Will Raphael wake up in time to go to church? Why does Valon keep cheetos in his pillow case? Why did i even write this fanfic?

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