Kennen was about to have the best ninja christmas with all his ninja friends. Shen, Akali, GNARuto, zed, kennen, himself, kennen and himself.
Kennen: Merry ninja christmas everyone! i hope tonight ninja santa will come and give me more ninja training shit.
He sat next to his bed with his elbows on it and prayed.
Kennen: Dear ninjasanta i need some ninja shit to help me fight because i am too small. Thank you. be bowed ninjily.
He then went to ninja sleep on the ninja floor. The next ninja morning it was ninja raining ninja shurikens.
Kennen: OMG ITS SNOWING!
He ran into the others ninja rooms with a ninja blow horn. Because it was a ninja one it was quiet so he decided to use his voice instead.
Kennen: WAKE UP FUCK HEADS! ITS NINJA CHRISTMAS! WE NEED TO OPEN OUR NINJAPRESENTS!
He startled the others awake then ninja flashed them into the lounge room where presents had been place under a ninja kicking training post.
Shen: did you get him presents...?
Akali: no...i thought you did.
Shen:...shit
They both were sweating. They had forgotten to buy kennen someting. One by one eveyone opened their presents from "ninja santa" Kennen began to look upset and worried that he might not be getting anything this ninja christmas from ninja santa. He didn't understand, every other year he had received something. Then Shen and Akali came over to him and sat next to him on the couch.
Akali: we have something to tell you...
Kennen: shen got you pregnant?
Akali:...
Shen:...
Kennen: no?
Shen: no, what we were going to tell you was that...nnhhh ninja santa isn't real
Kennen didn't know how to think about that. His whole life had just been a giant dumb ninja lie. It was a lot to take in so he went ninja quite.
Akali: dude, i think you ninja killed him...
Then all of a sudden a present fell through the chimney then the sounds of shurikens being clashed together could be heard then followed by a"ninja ninja ninja MERRY NINJA CHRISTMAS!" Kennen gasped and ran over to the present. Shen and Akali were very confused at what had just happened. When he opened it. It was a dick enhancer. He blushed.
Kennen: ninja santa...thank you for being real but...thats not what i meant by i was too small.
He felt very embarrassed and just needed a hug so they all hugged and then went out for Mcninjadonalds but had to be shooed inside because they ninja ran up to the drive through and they had a rule being you can only order like that if you are in a car. Then he was given his Mcninjawopper.
NinjaKennen: this has been the best Ninja Christmas by ninjafar!
Shen and akali were still very confused about who gave him the present and began to worry too if someone had been ninja spying on him. But left it because fck kennen, he can just pikachu zap them if they try and hurt him.
Happy ninjaholidays ninjione! hope you enjoy ninjachristmas as much as kennen enjoyed his ninja christmas. NINJA!