Kitsune Chronicles: Never Put All Your Kitsune In One Village

By: .Blood.Engel.Yuzuki.

Dedicated To CrystalKitsune, for letting me humiliate her.

Summary: A girl from another world accidentally stops Sasuke from joining Orochimaru, hence bringing the wrath of Sound upon her. But once Akatsuki gets involved she is pulled into War. And all she wants to do is go home! (And some caffeine. Face Summary: A girl from another world accidentally stops Sasuke from joining Sound, bringing Orochimaru's wrath upon her. Once Akatsuki is involved, it's War. And all she wants is to go home!

The name comes from the old phrase "Never Put All Your Eggs In One Basket". It is part one in a series with Kitsune (usually) as the main character-hence the chronicles part. If you ever feel like it, look up Kitsune Chronicles on the search engine and see what comes up. I will try to keep you informed as to the new stories I put up in this series. Be patient with me. Read and Review, please. Thank you all.

Also, this has some connection with my Yu-Gi-Oh fic, Inside Out. It can easily be read without it, I have made sure of that, but if you ever feel like it you should check it out.

Prologue: A Caffeine Crazy Kitsune

So here she was, officially screwed. She was up against all of Akatsuki, The whole Sound Village, and a pack of wolves. Let's just say this was not her day. The only thing she had on her side was blind luck. With that, maybe-maybe-they would all start attacking each other, and she would run as fast as possible to Suna and beg and plead for forgiveness. The likelihood of that? Well…luck had always served her well before!

That is, until she met Suteishii Aku.

But then again, maybe she was getting ahead of herself. She decided to start her inner conversation over, this time from the beginning.

Once upon a January 11 in the year of 2007, there was a girl with blonde hair, blue eyes, and skin that always found a way to receive a tan. She was called Kitsune. Obviously, that wasn't her name but that is a whole other story. (Because I say so.)

Kitsune was an ordinary bookworm otaku…depending on what you can call ordinary. (She lived off caffeine, so what?) She liked to read; just not anything important. She had graduated from a good deal of martial arts classes (Judo, Kendo, Kung Fu, ect.) and took Tae Kwon Do twice a week.

She had a fairly humdrum life: Eat, walk to school, sleep at school, buy caffeine, hurry and do yesterday's homework, drink caffeine, eat, drink caffeine, be bored, eat, buy more caffeine, walk home, eat, sleep (sometimes replaced with martial arts training), get online, drink caffeine, read Manga, get teased by her dad, drink caffeine, eat, sleep, and do it all over again in the morning.

Or at least, she had a fairly humdrum life before her friends found a magic book and started playing around with it. (Good call, Brittany.)(Note: sarcasm) Long story short, she found herself lost, confused, and surrounded by trees.

…With no caffeine…

Excuse her as she shouts obscenities.

End of Prologue.

I Do Not Own Naruto.

Next Chapter:

Chapter One: Sand, "Kuro-chan", And Suteishii