One day Gambit strolled into town on his motorcycle. Logan was quick to confrontz him. "youz are stealzin' my daughters. I dinnae liek it!"
"DESOLE MON AMI! But remz has got da hawtz fer yer daughter. She's so badass!"
"I'm gunna kick yer ass GUMBO!"
"BRING IT ON MONSIOUR WOLFMAN!"
And then the two mutant freaks fought over who would win Rogue's love. Kurt ported into the fray, swishing his blue furry ass tail excitedly. Kitty was beside him.
"Liek why are you two fighting? It's like so stuppiiiddddd," Kitty said, but no one cared, because Kitty Pryde was a JEW.
And then Nightcrawler said.
"Stfu Kitty, you're a jew and no one likes you."
Kitty then began to cry. UNTIL THAT IS PIOTR SHOWED UP, with his huge metal dong. The two then proceeded to have hawt phasing, metal dong sex.
Kurt was aghast with fright! :O
He wanted to join them, that is until Kitty phased through and got impaled by Piotr's huge cock.
MEANWHILE…
Mystique suddenly joined the fray, and touched herself as she watched Logan and Gambit go at it. Gambit used his explodey cards while Wolverine tried to use his sharp claws to cut our poor dear Cajun filth to ribbons. :C (sadface)
Then Rogue appeared. She was all like "omgwtfbbq"
Gambit stopped what he was doing. "OH CHERE! IT IS Y'!"
Rogue sighed.
"Fuck you Gambit."
"AWWW! Y' WOUND DIS POOR CAJUN!"
"Whatever," said Rogue, flipping her hair and turning to see Kitty and Piotr still fucking vigorously. What with Kitty being a Jew and Piotr a Russian…and then there was that damn German scum Kurt. It was all so inter-racial and hawt. And then Piotr said with a grin on his chinny-chin chin.
"SORRY KATYA, I'm gay. ;("
Kitty shrieked.
"that is like so totally lame. You faggot."
"I am sorry," Piotr said, and then he turned and attempted to rape Nightcrawler with his COLLOSAL COCK, who bamphed his furry ass outta there.
MEANWHILE WITH REMY LEBEAU AND LOGAN….
" please chere…..I LUVS Y'!"
"Ah don't love you swampy swamp mac swamp rat," Rogue lied, blushing furiously.
Gambit advanced on her, pulling down his pants and winking suggestively. Rogue backed away and Logan jumped on Gambit, trying to impale him with his claws.
"MERDE! Don't get in da way o' our hawt love loup garou."
And then fuckin' Jean Grey had to show up, like the skank she was. She tried to seduce Logan and Gambit with her lulzy phoenix powers, but it was to no avail…because Cyclops decided that Jean Grey was his and his alone.
"SCOTT! You're such a prick!" cried Jean in her fiery phoenix rage.
"You love me Jean, so shut the fuck up bitch."
"Bitch, you're my bitch!"
Then Scott said "alright, you're right…but stop tryin' to temptezz all the hawt guyz! Lol"
"kkk." And then it was known that Jean Grey was a racist.
Logan was a heap on the floor. The Wolverine had been pwned in the ass by Gambit's bo-staff. Now Gambit-or rather Remy LeBeau- stood triumphantly next to his Rogue. They both grinned at the sight before them and deduced that it was time to sex.
But then Rogue went into bleeding angst mode and said, "AH CAN'T TOUCH NO ONE 'CAUSE OF MAH POWAHSSSSS!"
Then she kneed him in the crotch and all was well with the world.