Namimori Host Club
Inspired by an all x tsuna doujinshi,but I inserted Enma and Fran. Everything after this chapter... Enjoy!
I Disclaim everything! O.o
Warning: People may be a bit OOC
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'I can do this. I can do this...' A boy with spiky brown hair tried calming himself down as he held onto the handle of the door in front of him.
'Here goes nothing...' the boy thought a bit nervous as he opened the door to be greeted by 7 dazzling pretty boys.
"Welcome to Namimori Highschool Host Club!" They all said in unison as the boy stared back a little shock.
'Its... only here... thats like a different world...' The boy, Sawada Tsunayoshi, thought still staring a bit shocked.
A boy came up to Tsuna. The boy was taller and had indigo colored hair that had a zigzag part in the middle and came up into a shape very similar to a pineapple. His eyes were mixmatched as one was red with the 'Roku' (6) character in it.
The boy had grabbed Tsuna's hand and dragged him to the couch. "My name is Rokudo Mukuro. Come right this way miss."
Tsuna wiggled uncomfortably in his seat as he decided to speak again, "Erm... I'm not a customer..."
'Ah... eh... this is still Namimori... right?' the boy thought as he looked around.
Mukuro jumped with a perverted creepy looking face in Tsuna's face. "Not a customer! Then does that mean you want to become my lover?"
The boy with the mixmatched eyes kneeled down and seemed to shine brighter with every word he said, "A guy like me is really a sinful existence."
"Oh? Master is being a pervert towards Tsunayoshi." Fran, one of Tsuna's actual friends said in his usual monotone voice.
"Excuse me... I'm a guy..." The spiky haired boy sweatdropped as he watched the scene.
Mukuro didn't hear him and went on with his little rant about himself as another boy stepped out in front of Tsuna.
A guy that Tsuna saw often in his grade with red hair and cross like pupils stared at Tsuna for a bit then nodded with a small smile as Tsuna did the same and realized the boy's name was Kozato Enma, from the same grade.
The boy moved around gracefully with his jet black hair with matching eyes that seemed to be glaring all the time. There was a few strands of hair in the middle of his face though.
"Then you want to join the club? Since your not a customer." The Raven-haired boy asked.
Tsuna shivered a bit under the boy's glances at him, "Ah... yes!... I-"
A boy that had blonde hair covering half his face not showing his eyes with a tiara on his head and a huge teeth showing grin on his lips interupted the boy before he could continue.
"I accept him- hes cute." The boy said before his face darkened still with the creepy grin on his face, "You want to be my toy?"
"ERG!" Tsuna jumped as he was shaken by the way the boy had said his words.
"Bel-senpai, you shouldn't play with other people's belongings." Fran said as he put an arm around Tsuna's shoulder.
"...He looks like he is a nice person... I accept... I guess." Enma said as he looked at Tsuna once again then lightly blushed and walked off to a table as Bel threw what seemed to be knives in the back of Fran's frog hat.
The raven-haired boy from before spoke again, "I object. He's so weak... fragile... pale, delicate... surreal..."
Before he could add anything else onto his sentence he had a little imagination.
In the imagination, Tsuna was smiling a bit with obvious pain in his eyes, "Hibari, I cut my finger."
Tsuna whimpered a bit as the boy now known as Hibari gracefully glided towards Tsunayoshi, "I will lick it for you..."
At that Hibari took Tsuna's finger into his mouth and sucked at it.
"Ah!" Tsuna said a bit surprised.
Hibari took out a tonfa and smashed it into the wall causing several cracks in it, '...TOO CUTE!' he ended his sentence from earlier, but in his thoughts as his imagination had ended.
"HIEEEEE! Am I really that bad?" Tsuna asked on the verge of tears.
"Oh? Kyoya-kun was thinking of something nasty." Fran said still clinging onto Tsuna.
"Say Squalo..." The blonde boy with the tiara started.
"Yeah Bel?" The boy with the really long white-grey hair asked turning around to face him and look him in his eyes... or where they were suppose to be.
"You accept him to right?" Bel asked with his usual huge toothy grin.
Squalo turns back around where he was originally facing, "Eh? Whatever-"
Tsuna recognized his senpai, Dino Cavallone, who had slammed his palm into Squalo's cheek, "I will also accept!" He cheerfully added.
"Your my kouhai Tsuna, right?" Dino asked as Tsuna saw Squalo angrily rubbing his aching face and Mukuro fantisizing in his own little world.
"Yeah..." Tsuna said while he slowly got used to everything weird happening and started to expect one of his bestfriends, Yamamoto Takeshi or Gokudera Hayato, to jump out in a banana suit.
Dino smiled his gentle smile that would usyally make all his fangirls and even fanguys (yes they have them) squeal, blush, or faint at the sight of it, "Famous in the first years for being cute. Your goal is to be my girlfriend, right?"
"NO! I'm a boy!" Tsuna yelled pouting at being called a girl overexcessively, but what confused Tsuna was how serious Dino looked about the whole thing.
Bel held a dress that was pink and had frills on the straps and at the bottom with lace around the chest part which had a white shirt like material. "Anyways... Princess, please wear this." Bel said still smiling.
"Oh." Fran said as his face seemed to slightly change as he thought. "I want to see Tsunayoshi in a dress too..."
"Have you guys been listening at all?" Tsuna asked, this time in a bold monotone voice.
Hibari stared at the two while Bel was trying to strip Tsuna. "Shuush now, come on, take your clothes off." He kept insisting Tsuna wear the dress.
"Wait... Please stop!" Tsuna yelped as Bel grabbed one of his wrists and starting taking off some of the boy's clothes.
Tsuna started to cry a bit as tears filled his eyes. He started blushing madly, sweating a bit, and panting due to the useless effort he had against the 'prince'. His shirt was now falling down his shoulder a bit.
Hibari took in the scene and Tsuna's looks and snapped out of his trance when Tsuna had yelled another whine for Bel to stop it.
Something had snapped inside of Hibari just then.
He swiftly pulled out his tonfas and put one to Bel's throat, who was now sweating quite a bit as Fran managed to escape.
Hibari's face darkened as he glared at Bel, "Stop now! He's clearly not willing!"
Bel gulped as he replied with a simple 'yes.'
Mukuro then picked up Tsuna who pouted, "Ah, are you okay, my princess?"
Tsuna just stayed quiet staring at the indigo haired boy who had picked him up.
"Now let me put this on you~." Mukuro purred as Tsuna sighed.
"That part has already been acted out. Ushishishi." Bel laughed.
"No thanks to the useless prince." Fran sighed as Bel threw another set of knives at him.
"Really, so frustrating! After all, since your so adorable and all." Mukuro sighed staring at Tsuna who was sat on the couch.
"Why the hell are you wearing a boy's uniform?"
Tsuna seemed surprised, "What? Didn't I say it many times already? I'm a boy!"
If Tsuna seemed very surprised then I'm not sure what to call Mukuro's face.
He stared at Tsuna in disbelief, "Eh? For real?"
"Are your eyes not working?" Tsuna asked harshly.
"HOW CAN THAT BE?" Mukuro yelled more at himself than Tsuna or anyone else as he slammed his hands on the table, which reacted by flipping up and hitting Mukuro back in the face.
"Ahhh... Master pulled a super special move just then! He didn't even burst his pineapple." Fran said this time earning a jab from Mukuro, who had a trident that came from nowhere.
Tsuna wasn't really sure what to be surprised at anymore so he just stared indifferent at Mukuro. "Are you okay?"
Mukuro had a sad stare as he rubbed his forehead where it was now bleeding due to the impact of the table."Really... I've really been embarrassing myself..."
"Hey... Is that guy really okay? I mean letting him join the club and all..." The deep voice of Squalo asked.
"What do you mean?" Dino asked laying his face on top of both hands.
"In this place full of wild beasts...with the exception of Enma who is always so quiet..." Squalo started as he looked to see Bel and Mukuro fighting over Tsuna while still trying to get him into the dress.
Enma looked over at Tsuna also after trying his best to glare at Squalo, and wondered if he should help him, but thought against it since he would probably just get thrown of the way.
"TO PUT IN SUCH A TINY LITTLE ANIMAL!" Squalo had seemed to go insane as he stood up with his hands curled into a fist in the air and the atmosphere around him seemed to be full of lightning as he imagined hungry foxes glaring down hungrily at a poor shivering frightened rabbit.
Dino just smiled and laughed before replying, "I should be asking you if you are okay... especially mentally!"
"Well..." Dino looked at Tsuna, "How about we actually try teaching him something Host Club related."
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"Hey can you disappear from my sight? Its annoying." Hibari asked Mukuro who sat on the other side of Tsuna, who just stared terrified and dumbfoundedly in the middle of it all.
"Tsk! You want me to leave you two alone? What the hell could you be planning Hibari? Kufufu..." The pineapple head asked smirking towards the glaring skylark.
"Anyways, what do you want to drink, Sawada?" Hibari asked turning his gaze to Tsuna expectedly as he rested his elbow on the couch and his hand on his cheek.
"Do you want anything to eat, Sawada-kouhai?" Mukuro smiled down to the smaller boy.
'Could you guys please... not squish me in between your bickering?' Tsuna thought cursing inside his head.
Hibari took out a pineapple smirking evilly as he snickered and crushed it within one hand. "How about 100% freshly squeezed pineapple juice?"
"EHHHHHHHH?" Tsuna yelled in disbelief at the stregth the raven haired boy had in only one hand.
Mukuro flinched then smiled cheerfully as he emitted an evil aura and held up a little yellow puffball of a bird. "What about BBQ birdies? Hibird to be exact."
"AAHHHHHH!" Tsuna yelled as the little bird with the name of Hibird was in the tight grip of the pineapple head.
After a while of the two's little bickering Tsuna had voiced his thoughts before the matters could get any worse. "Erm... When can I become an independent host? It's always just training..."
Hibari and Mukuro stopped their bickering as they stared at Tsuna for a bit then sighed at the same time, Mukuro facepalming himself while Hibari crossed his arms.
'Eh? Sigh?' Tsuna thought getting confused.
Then the indigo haired pineapple closed in on Tsuna leaving only a few inches to breathe. "Saying those kind of things... Do you really hate being with me?"
The brunette blushed a light shade of pink as his eyes widened at the closeness of the older boy, "Ah?... EH!"
Hibari grabbed the boy's shoulder and pulled him away from the other.
"Wah!" Tsuna yelped almost falling, but since Hibari had his hands on his shoulder, he managed to keep him on the floor, which Tsuna was once again amazed at his strength in one hand.
"This is a test of your skills." Hibari said into one of Tsuna's ears. "You can't even satisfy me yet, and you want to serve other customers? What a bad boy."
Hibari's breathe tickled Tsuna's ear as he winced keeping his eyes firmly shut as he started feeling more and more uncomfortable.
"The most important thing for an independent host is to be able to satisfy men!" Hibari and Mukuro said in unison.
'Oh... I see!' Tsuna thought as he could faintly hear Mukuro and Hibari silently bickering behind him.
"Don't copy me!" Hibari said a vain popping on his head showed how obviously pissed he was.
"That's just gross!" Mukuro talked at the same time as he wasn't hiding his anger under his creepy grin like usual.
Mukuro ignored Hibari as he took a cup, again from nowhere, that said lucky draw with 5 sticks in it. "So, Tsunayoshi, its time for your final test!"
Tsuna seemed to be very nervous, yet determined at the same time while the older five members had all drew one stick from the can.
"I'll go first then Shishishi." Bel said as he took the first stick, which ended up being a loss, which Bel seemed slightly surprised at.
"Obviously, I will win this one and then you Tsunayoshi will have to satisfy me! Kufufu." Mukuro laughed as he drew a stick and smiled then read it.
He dropped to the ground with the look as if he was me(Yes ME! :D) when my cousin comes and bumps into me causing me to drop my favorite flavored icecream that I just bought! (I'm still mad about that Sera!)
*cough cough* anyways... obviously he lost and was now sitting in his corner of woe while Hibari walked up to the can and drew a stick.
After reading his result in his head, he frowned darker.
Mukuro seemed to have recovered after that, "Ha! You didn't win this time!"
After everyone picked, Fran looked at his stick. "Oh? I won."
Mukuro, Bel, and Hibari seemed to be uberly pissed at the way Fran said it.
"So I guess if you don't satisfy me then you can't be a host."
"Ehhhhh?" Tsuna whined. "But Fran! Cut me some slack! You could come over again and have some of Mama's cooking and stay over if you want!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at Tsuna, then Fran, then Tsuna, then... you get it right?
"Wait! Froggy has been to your house?" Mukuro yelled yet asked at the same time.
"Ushishi what's going on here?" Bel asked as he flashed several knives.
"Yeah. I've known Tsu-Tsu since he moved around here." Fran said as if everyone should already know as he clinged onto Tsuna again. "We're best friends. Right Tsu-kun?"
"Y-yeah..."
"Wha-"
"Anyways, lets get this mission over with, shall we?" Fran asked as he cut off Mukuro who stabbed his hat once again.
"You have to satisfy me..." Fran said as he leaned closer.
Then their lips had met as Bel, Mukuro, Hibari, and Dino glared at the frog knowing they would probably do the same thing, but were mad since it wasn't them.
Mukuro's face darkened as he looked a bit shocked, but still obviously angry as he took out his trident gripping it fiercly. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Fran~~! That's against the rules~." Dino chuckled darkly as he cracked his whip towards Fran, making sure not to hit Tsuna.
"Aiyah. What are you doing to my new precious toy?" Bel said as you could barely just barely see an eye through his hair pulling out knives threatingly.
"Public display of affection is against the laws of Namimori Middle, and for that herbivore, I will bite you to death!" Hibari growled as he grabbed his tonfas also emitting an evil aura to go along with the fierce gesture.
Fran ignored them and continued onwards pushing Tsuna to the floor as the two were still connected.
"OI! DON'T IGNORE US!" The four yelled as Tsuna was freaking out just a bit.
"ALSO!" Mukuro yelled out. "WHAT IS THE POINT IF YOU ARE ONLY SATISFYING YOURSELF?"
At this Fran stopped continuing his endless kiss as he stared at Mukuro then back at Tsuna. "Well Tsuna, I guess they all think it would be better if you had kissed me instead."
"Ah..." Mukuro said quietly still pointing at the two as the rest glared at Mukuro.
"STOP IT!" two voices said at once as someone pushed Fran off Tsuna and the other picked Tsuna off from the couch.
Fran looked a bit shocked as he saw Squalo holding Tsuna and Enma keeping Fran away as the others looked shocked but glad and even the two who helped out seemed a bit shocked.
"Eh? Uh, how should I say this? My hands just moved by itself..." Enma explained as he seemed to get a bit frightened.
"Yeah... Same her-" Squalo said as he set Tsuna down looking at his hands, before being interupted by a door slamming into his face along with the sound of a loud whistle.
Man today just isn't Squalo's day, first he got hit and interupted by Dino's palm, and now the door?
"VOIIIII! WHY IS EVERYTHING BEING JAMMED INTO AND FACE AND INTER-!" Squalo started to yell before the guy with scars on his face came out the room with whistle in mouth throwing a bottle at the long-haired boy's hair.
"WAH BOSS! Your awake?" Bel yelled slightly frightened by the door that missed him and hit Squalo instead.
Tsuna jumped seeing the man as Hibari just stood there silently staring.
"Tha- That guy..." Tsuna said as he deadpanned.
"Ah~ You don't know him Tsuna?" Bel snickered quickly recovering from the fright the man had gave him. "That's Xanxus. He is one of the hosts even though he is always sleeping, ushishishi."
Xanxus stared down hard on Tsuna as the said boy whined letting out a little cry of 'HIEE?'
"So you are the new trash that joined?" Xanxus said roughly still glaring down on Tsuna.
"Come on! Speak!" He growled inspecting Tsuna as he walked all around him as said boy was frozen from fright.
Xanxus growled, "This..." He glared worse than ever as the temperature dropped many degrees at the others. "HUGE, PATHETIC, TRASH!"
The boys repeated his words in their heads. 'Huge...' thought Bel and Hibari. 'Pathetic..." Mukuro and Enma thought as Dino and Squalo thought...'trash...'
As they thought of that every single word replayed over and over in Tsuna's mind.
Tsuna had already been crying from fright as he cried a bit more. "Hey trash!" Xanxus yelled at Tsuna who replied by looking towards the guy. "Humph!" Xanxus snapped his fingers and turned to go lay on his own couch away from the rest, but still in sight.
"That's great Tsuna! Boss accepted you! That's so rare!" Bel smiled his big one with his usual 'Ushishi.'
"Congratulations Tsunayoshi." Enma said watching Fran get back into his clingy position on Tsuna.
"You're now an official member of the host club!" Mukuro said smiling as he added a quiet sentence, "Even though without that guy's permission it's been decided..."
"VOIIIIIIII! That guy!" Squalo yelled to the floor he kneeled upon only earning another bottle, but this time hitting the back of his head, as Hibari just stared like the creeper he is.
"I... I'm really a host now?" Tsuna said almost not believing them.
"Of course! As long as it's Tsuna!" Dino smiled.
"Yes!" Tsuna yelled as he hugged Fran back, who was a bit shaken by the sudden movement. "I will try my best!" Tsuna smiled wiping away a tear as he blushed lightly.
"Kyaaa!" Mukuro yelled like a fangirl as Enma and Squalo blushed a very dark shade as Dino, Hibari, and Bel smiled thinking how cute the boy was as their hearts all skipped multiple beats.
"Trash." Xanxus said from the couch as Tsuna smiled at him no longer scared of the guy. "Thank you so much Xanxus-san!" Tsuna said running out of Fran's hold as he sat down by Xanxus' feet.
The others gasped from Tsuna's sudden brave act.
Tsuna just smiled as Xanxus as said man stared back also surprised.
If you looked closely, you could see Xanxus smile a bit, "Trash... You know you are kind of cute."
Tsuna stared at him for awhile still smiling until he understood everything that was said, then he looked at the floor blushing the darkest ever.
Seeing the Boss' anger has lowered they all went over there themselves to mess with the poor little Tsuna.
Mukuro stood at the table in front of them, "Lets pretend I'm your first customer~! Come on~!"
Dino was behind the couch holding onto Tsuna's head, "Tsuna~! Your so cute~!"
"Hn." Hibari agreed with Dino as he sat on the couch by the one Tsuna, Xanxus, and Bel were on.
"Ushishishi. Tsuna ignore them and come play with me instead~!" Bel laughed as he sat by the brunette's side.
"Sawada... Can I call you Tsuna? We should become good friends." Enma said smiling weakly.
"OI Trashes! Your bothering the cute trash and I!" Xanxus growled as the last few came.
Fran held scissors to Squalo as the long-haired teen backed away, "Your hair is beginning to cover your face like Bel-senpai's. Should I cut it off for you, since you cut off my time with Tsuna?"
"VOI! WHY ME?" Squalo yelled.
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LOLOLOLOLOL! I was listening to Tatta Latta sang by Xanxus, Squalo, Bel, and Fran while writing this and I laughed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo muccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh! I mean Xanxus being a mean person singing a song like that and wanting to make random people friends? Best thing ever. It sound like Bel and Fran would burst out dying in laughter while Xanxus and Squalo might kill someone!
Welllllllll please review tell me what you think and maybe even predict the future! I love you guys! Oh and send or review some ideas too!