Hey this is my story about Shrek and Fiona. Enjoy! Please review!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters.

This takes place back in the swamp, after Shrek 2. Puss in Boots is living with Shrek and Fiona. Donkey is taking care of his kids with Dragon, so he is away. Again, please review!

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It was early morning. The sun was just rising. Fiona sat up in bed. Shrek was snoring and Puss was purring while he slept. A super-loud grumbling erupted from Fiona's body. What was it? Fiona sniffed the air. So she didn't fart. She never opened her mouth, so she didn't burp either. Then it hit her. Fiona was hungry! It was her stomach!

Fiona slid out of bed and slipped her fluffy bunny slippers on. She walked down the stairs into the kitchen. She swung open the refrigerator door. Empty. Absolutely empty. Fiona opened the freezer. It was just as vacant. Fiona's stomach grumbled again. She had to eat. Or somebody would get hurt. Fiona had often thought of munching on Puss on Boot's tail.

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Fiona stepped out of the cottage. She breathed in the fresh morning air. Then her stomach grumbled again. "Must eat!" she thought.

Fiona looked high and low for something to eat in the swamp. She felt dizzy from hunger. "MUST EAT!" she thought again. Suddenly she heard a crunching of leaves. Fiona spun around. A giant egg was standing in front of Fiona.

The egg lowered his top hat and grinned. "Hello, Miss uhhh...Ogre. My name is Mr. Humpty Dumpty. You might have heard of me before. I am a famous wealthy man, and I am visiting you today to ask you if I could..."

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Shrek and Puss headed down the stairs to the kitchen. "Fiona, what's for breakfast?" Shrek asked. "How do you want your eggs? Sunny side up, over- easy, scrambled, or poached?" Fiona asked, grinning, while she flipped a gigantic egg in a pan.