I'm posting this against my better judgement. Enjoy my beloved crack-ship. (Also I worked on this instead of Entwined Frontiers, sorry not sorry)
"So, whaddya wanna do today?"
"Not much, really…"
Ruby yawned, head tilting over and resting on Sean's shoulder. She was barely awake, which really made a lot of sense since it was around 4 in the morning in Fossil Park Europe. Sean just had to remind himself every 30 seconds or so to actually remember that fact.
The elder Bling sister had taken it upon herself to curl up as best she could against Sean, her boots already discarded off to the side to make cuddling up easier. Heck, she'd basically trapped him in some sleepy hug within seconds of arriving. There was no way they were leaving the couch now. At least, not for a while.
"Y'sure?" Sean asked hopefully as he poked her back a couple of times. Ruby just gripped him tighter, a disgusted sigh leaving her lips.
"A perfectly attractive woman pins you to your couch, and you insist on leaving?" Tired, red eyes blinked open just long enough to shoot him an annoyed glower. "Honestly, you're so bloody weird, darling."
A grin twitched over Sean's face, and he gave her a peck on the forehead. "Yeah, whatevs. Jokes on you, anyways. I'm savin' a bunch now not takin' you out anywhere."
Ruby laughed weakly, readjusting herself to a more comfortable snuggling position. "Screw you, too." She attempted to angle upwards and kiss him, but instead buried her face in his bandana. It didn't really faze her, though, so she just sort of stayed there.
"Love ya'."
"Love you, too… Now let me get my beauty sleep."