Sarge:
You're coming at the reds
Are you fucking masochistic
Would explain why your girl
Is so goddamn sadistic
When she was crotch punching Grif
I was feeling quite zealous
But this bluetard right here
Was probably jealous
You're a terrible father
You deserve that self-loathing
Walking around
In your daughter's clothing
You're a metal Pinocchio
It's actually scary
but you can't be the puppet, insect,
And the blue fairy
Church:
You're, I have to say it
Unimportant to the story
No matter how many seasons
The reds will never get the glory
You thought that I'd forgotten
That I hadn't remembered
Haven't died as many times
As your team has surrendered
Standing there with no ammo
Looking ready to go nuts
Go back to your base
And just suck on some doughnuts
Sarge:
I thought that AI
included intelligence
Where do you get off
questioning red team's relevance
We're the heroes of the story
Never die, uneraseable
And Church let me tell you
You're completely replaceable
Epsilon's a loser
who's never around
Alpha's too cowardly
to ever throwdown
Not to mention when he died
he still thought he was a specter
And let's not even speak of
that embarrassing Director
So who's your best version
It won't take long to search
Cause Wash made a much
Better Leonard than Church
Half the dozens of times
That you seem to die
The idiot who offed you
Is the only one to cry
So when your girlfriends through
With breaking your ribs
I'd ask if I could kill you
But your bestie called dibs
Church:
Red team is stagnant
While Blue team has evolved
Check out all the problems
That my companions resolved
Your team never grows
It's not just Grif who doesn't care
The red team's always too busy
Putting ribbons in their hair
Tuckers got meta armor
And an alien sword
Caboose qualifies
As an alien War lord
Wash is a rookie
But still a certified killer
When you reds take the spotlight
People call it a filler
We've had some good fights
But this is the end
I think we've been through enough
That I can call you my friend
And that's the harshest burn
That I could ever give
Since killing us blues
Is like your reason to live
You could still lose this battle
And I'd never know it
But I gave you a shot Sarge
So don't fucking blow it
Sarge:
That's what's wrong with you blue
Your such a god damn coward
Check the score sheet church
We didn't need that suit powered
When the hell will you learn
Suicide ain't always the answer
We've beat top mercs like Felix
And a herd of freelancer
You think that you get it now
You think that you've grown
Alpha did this already
You just proved you're a clone
You can't leave forever
You'll be back in this tourney
Cause the audience loves you
And you'll cave to that Burnie