I'm Still the Magicest!
Chapter 1: Are You Junko Kaname?
Mr. Vacan woke up.
"Yawwwwn... what a long plane ride," he thought to himself. He knew that the plane ride would take a while, and that was why he brought his Game Boy. Unfortunately, he couldn't get the batteries through airport security, and he couldn't play his favorite game during the flight.
But that didn't matter now that he was in Japan. He left as soon as his new employer had sent him the tickets, and he was excited to start his new job... He had no idea what he was going to be doing, but he brought his favorite toothpaste just in case.
But soon, Mr. Vacan ran into his first problem.
"Are you Junko Kaname?" he asked the first person he met.
"Sir, I'm a pilot, and I'm a man," he replied. "Junko isn't a man's name."
Mr. Vacan panicked. He was supposed to meet Junko Kaname to discuss his new job, but she was nowhere to be found, and he had no idea how she looked.
"JUNKO KANAMEEEE! WHERE ARE YOU?" Mr. Vacan yelled at the top of his lungs.
"I'M OVER HEREEEEE!" yelled a voice in the women's bathroom.
"OH! THANK GOODNESS I FOUND YOUUUU!" Mr. Vacan yelled back.
Junko and Mr. Vacan kept yelling to each other from across the airport, and Mr. Vacan found out that Junko was hiring a stranger from overseas to babysit her children while she and her husband were going to a business trip that would last a long time.
"A BUSINESS TRIP?" Mr. Vacan yelled. "I HAVE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP!" He took out some cards from his briefcase and tied them with a rubber band. He chucked the deck of cards into the distance, and Junko caught them when they arrived in the bathroom.
They were his most valuable cards, but it seemed like this woman he had only just met today needed them even more than he.
"THANK YOU!" Junko yelled. "I HAVE TO CATCH MY PLANE SOON, SO GOODBYE FOR NOW."
"GOODBYE!" Mr. Vacan yelled back. He was very excited to get to work, but all the yelling made his throat sore.
"HELLO CAN I GET SOME THROAT LOZENGES?!" He yelled to the airport's shopkeeper.
"Why was I even born?" thought the shopkeeper, while crying uncontrollably.