Got this idea from a couple that my friend and I saw in the bed of a pickup truck having at it. It was extremely entertaining, but we felt sorry for the guy...Please review and any questions etc etc etc...
New York was in a pickup truck with Georgia, Virginia, and West Virginia. They were just coming back from the beach and Georgia was pissed.
"What's wrong babe?" He asked her as she just glared at him with disgust.
"Oh nothing, dear." she replied with sickly sweet acid. She never called anyone dear unless she absolutely hated their guts.
"I don't get why you have a pole up your ass right now but you're be-"
"I have a pole up my ass?!" She interupted him astonished.
"Well I certainly didn't put it there!" He yelled at her as she glared at him.
"How do you know you didn't!? You very well could've!" She yelled back.
"If you two are going to fight, go outside. You're scaring Annabelle..." Virginia said to them calmly as Georgia opened the door and West Virginia screamed. Virginia pulled over the car fast to a disturbing halt as Georgia hopped in the bed of the truck with New York following.
"Why the hell are you out here?" She asked him as the truck got back on the highway.
"To figure out why you're being a bitch."
"I have every right to be a bitch right now!" She shot back, her blonde hair flicking in the wind, green eyes livid.
"Why, pray tell?!" He yelled as she flicked her hair to the side, giggling, obviously mocking someone.
"Oh New York! You're sooooo funny!" She squeaked in a faltsetto voice, tinged with a New Jersey accent. Then she switched to an immitation of his. "Only for you darling."
"You don't underst-"
"I don't understand?"
"I can't say no to a pretty girl!"
"So you would've slept with her!?"
"Maybe I would've! She's better than you anyway!" He shot back as she slapped him.
"You've slept witht that whore!?"
"Dont' be a fucking whore Georgia, who knows how many nations or states have screwed you over! You go out and fling your junk around to anyone with five bucks or less!" He started, his voice rising in decibels.
"Jackie..."
"And furthermore! You don't even give a damn about what I think about it or how I react to your whoring around!"
"Jack..."
"Do you even know how much that hurts me?! It's like my heart is hurting and breaking into a thousand pieces and I just know it's all your fault you bitch!"
"New York!" She screamed, switching their position to be ontop of him. They were in silence until New York grabbed her closer and pressed their lips together roughly. Hatesex ensued.
The End